^You mean 'wear'(yes, grammar nazi here)? Anyways I'm thinking the mods are doing this...I could be wrong though(auto-correcting Christmas to Christmas, that is)..
Goldilocks and the three bears. I am golidlocks, my bf is one bear, the giant ass cheapo bear backpack I got from china is bear numero dos, and a little tiny baby bear plush in my pocket is bear no. 3