I will sum up the EU Direct for you :
- Shibata (after about 30 minutes of useless WiiU softwares) : "We are going to talk about a pretty awaited game on the 3DS, Animal Crossing"
- Me and other european people : Weeee, Animal mathafuc**** Crossing !"
- Shibata : "Working hard on it, still not entirely finished yet, Q2 2013, screw you you
occidental dumbasses" (in less than 20 seconds, japan style)
- Me : Wee.. Wait, wat ?
And this is the story about how I nearly punched my laptop in the face.