What the heck...

Jojo said:
Jojo said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Crashman said:
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Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.
Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. xD
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Thou bootless beetle-headed harpy!
 
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Jojo said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
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Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. xD
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Thou bootless beetle-headed harpy!
Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an a$$ at it.
 
Trikki said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Jojo said:
Crashman said:
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Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. xD
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Thou bootless beetle-headed harpy!
Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an a$$ at it.
Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.
 
Jojo said:
Trikki said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Jojo said:
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Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Thou bootless beetle-headed harpy!
Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an a$$ at it.
Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.
Thou impertinent unchin-snouted skainsmate!
 
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Trikki said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
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Thou bootless beetle-headed harpy!
Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an a$$ at it.
Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.
Thou impertinent unchin-snouted skainsmate!
like the toad, ugly and venomous.
I never knew so young a body with so old a head.
 
Jojo said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Trikki said:
Crashman said:
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Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an a$$ at it.
Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.
Thou impertinent unchin-snouted skainsmate!
like the toad, ugly and venomous.
I never knew so young a body with so old a head.
I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death.
 
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
 
Trikki said:
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases. lol
 
Jojo said:
Trikki said:
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases. lol
Assume a virtue if you have it not.
 
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Trikki said:
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases. lol
Assume a virtue if you have it not.
You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice.
 
Jojo said:
Crashman said:
Jojo said:
Trikki said:
Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.
If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases. lol
Assume a virtue if you have it not.
You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice.
You are as rheumatic as two dry toasts.
 
to both of yew! (:
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
 
Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!


That's it for tonight.
 
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