What the heck...

[Nightray]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Thou infectious hasty-witted popinjay!

Thou venomed half-faced giglet!
Thou fusty clay-brained death-token!

Thou wayward fat-kidneyed lewdster!

You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!

poisonous bunch-back'd toad!
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.

 

[Rawburt]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Thou infectious hasty-witted popinjay!

Thou venomed half-faced giglet!
Thou fusty clay-brained death-token!

Thou wayward fat-kidneyed lewdster!

You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!

Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.

 

[LaserGirlFetch]

The Bell Tree, ladies and gentlemen.

^

 

[Nightray]

The Bell Tree, ladies and gentlemen.

^

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

 

[Rawburt]

The Bell Tree, ladies and gentlemen.

^

We leak in your chimney.

 

[Nightray]

The Bell Tree, ladies and gentlemen.

^

We leak in your chimney.

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

 

[Rawburt]

The Bell Tree, ladies and gentlemen.

^

We leak in your chimney.

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

 

[Nightray]

The Bell Tree, ladies and gentlemen.

^

We leak in your chimney.

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.

 

[Rawburt]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

We leak in your chimney.

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.

Thou goatish ill-nurtured foot-licker!

 

[Nightray]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.

Thou goatish ill-nurtured foot-licker!

You yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am if like a crab you could go backward.

 

[Prof Gallows]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.

Thou goatish ill-nurtured foot-licker!

You yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am if like a crab you could go backward.

You are as a candle, the better burnt out.

 

[Rawburt]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.

Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.

Thou goatish ill-nurtured foot-licker!

You yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am if like a crab you could go backward.

O teach me how I should forget to think.

 

[Nightray]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

 

[Rawburt]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

 

[Nightray]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.

 

[Rawburt]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.

Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

 

[Prof Gallows]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.

Thou art violently carried away from grace.

 

[Nightray]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.

Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. xD

 

[Rawburt]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.

Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. xD

Thou frothy knotty-pated flap-dragon!

 

[Nightray]

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Thou ruttish doghearted coxcomb!

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.

Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. xD

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?