What the -censored- is Merengue?

[LucasSimms]

I'll be your friend, aquarium. You don't need to cry anymore. I can hold you through the night.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Thanks for all the help friends! Now I really want Merengue to pack her bags! I will auction when she finally decides nobody in Columbia likes her and she is just a fat loser! Maybe she will be happy with some other derange person who finds Merengue an amazing animal to have. :3

 

[aquarium]

I'll be your friend, aquarium. You don't need to cry anymore. I can hold you through the night.

and there's hope for me yet. finally, someone to stop the tears.

 

[xTurnip]

Best forum thread of 2014.

Back on topic: I like Merengue's look, but I don't like the price tag I'd have to pay.

 

[VioletPrincess]

I'll be your friend, aquarium. You don't need to cry anymore. I can hold you through the night.

LOL, OMG. I am a Merengue fan but this is the funniest thing I have read.

 

[LucasSimms]

Ey yo Sansa. Is Maple planning on leaving anytime soon?

 

[ayeeprill]

HAHAHAHHA honestly she was my starting normal and if she hadn't been, i'd have probably been like "wut why" like i am with marshal. but she grew on me.

 

[jlee102083]

agreed. this is just AMAZING!!! i hope you make all your posts this interesting hahaha! this is just awesome

 

[VioletPrincess]

Ey yo Sansa. Is Maple planning on leaving anytime soon?

Ah sorry you just missed her today.

 

[LucasSimms]

Will do. I just joined today. My friend, Rapture, sent me here. He is on a quest for Punchy. I'm a quest to get rid of Merengue. We will fail. We struggle. But in the end, justice will prevail.

 

[aquarium]

Will do. I just joined today. My friend, Rapture, sent me here. He is on a quest for Punchy. I'm a quest to get rid of Merengue. We will fail. We struggle. But in the end, justice will prevail.

i think i'm in love.

jk, but you're actually hilarious. i'll be watching, and you can guarantee i'll be laughing. (this sounded a lot less creepy in my head) okbye

 

[LucasSimms]

You still got yourself Stitches, aquarium? :3

 

[aquarium]

Yeah, he just moved in like yesterday or something.

 

[Rapture]

The road for Punchy is long, and shrouded in darkness.
It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go.
But I will travel down, none-the-less.

 

[Dolby]

The road for Punchy is long, and shrouded in darkness.
It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go.
But I will travel down, none-the-less.

That was like the road for Jay

A half dozen shortcuts on the way
But all of them wrought with peril
One ended in pitfalls
Two were lost in the abyss
Three were guarded by other Jay-hunters

Translation: Once I had a full town, twice he was voided on cycling threads, three times I was beat

 

[Ankhes]

This thread has made me cry with laughter! I'm wiping tears away as I type! LucasSimms...I don't know whether to be glad or sad that my remark caused you to look up Jambette. *snicker*. Well, I guess I'm glad because you've now seen far worse horrors can sneak into your town.

Still...rofl! I think I love you!

 

[LucasSimms]

Well, aquarium. Keep me in mind when he gets bored of living there

 

[Rapture]

I'm willing to saw off one of my limbs, or punch a small-child in the face for Punchy.

 

[LucasSimms]

It is bad how serious Rapture is. He is legit willing to do that.

 

[Dolby]

I was once willing to do that before I got Jay (FOUR MONTHS OF SEARCHING)

 

[Rapture]

I was once willing to do that before I got Jay (FOUR MONTHS OF SEARCHING)

This isn't making me feel any better.