What the -censored- is Merengue?

[LucasSimms]

I don't even know what she is. I don't even know how she got here. But she is here. Please. Get her out of Columbia. You see, my fellow friends, I have placed a bounty on Merengue's head. A bounty 5,000 bells. You may be rich if you get her far away from my town. Complete task, and you get the cash? Does that sound good? Good. We'll be in touch. Message me if you seek the cash on her head.

 

[juneau]

You may be interested to know you could probably get a lot more bells for her. Like millions. No one can help you get her out since villagers are finicky and you can't really do much to get a specific one out, but when she does decide to move, you can sell her for a ton of bells.

And you can do that here: http://www.belltreeforums.com/forumdisplay.php?85-Villager-Trading-Plaza

 

[Ankhes]

I was about to say the same thing. Personally, I give villagers away when they ping me to move, but in her case she happens to be pretty popular. You can get bells for her and fulfill someone's dreamie spot.

 

[BungoTheElf]

Shes a cake rhino

 

[juneau]

Also, I believe she is a cake-rhino.

 

[LucasSimms]

Why would anyone even want her? LOOK AT HER! I appreciate your helping nature, but she is a terrible sight on my town. Imagine, if you will, waking up every morning and have a nice breakfast of Bacon and Eggs (with a coffee on the side of course) but, as you more and more of those delicious eggs, and so oh so good bacon, you find out that you have not been eating Bacon and eggs. You find out, Nerakil, that you have been eating unborn child. That is what it is like to have Merengue in your town.

 

[Farobi]

I think she's a cake rhino

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i approve this thread

 

[Aesthetic]

Why would anyone even want her? LOOK AT HER! I appreciate your helping nature, but she is a terrible sight on my town. Imagine, if you will, waking up every morning and have a nice breakfast of Bacon and Eggs (with a coffee on the side of course) but, as you more and more of those delicious eggs, and so oh so good bacon, you find out that you have not been eating Bacon and eggs. You find out, Nerakil, that you have been eating unborn child. That is what it is like to have Merengue in your town.

what the frick frack

 

[juneau]

That's an interesting analogy, but I do have Merengue in my town and haven't felt like I've been eating babies.

 

[Beary]

I am very very confused
And slightly disturbed

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That's an interesting analogy, but I do have Merengue in my town and haven't felt like I've been eating babies.

I had her, and I didn't feel like I ate them either

 

[LucasSimms]

How many bells should I sell her for once she decides to finally leave after spending 4 months in my town.

 

[Rapture]

Now that Lucas has you all on the horn,
how the hell do I personalize my profile on this sweet-ass website?

 

[Ankhes]

Why would anyone even want her? LOOK AT HER! I appreciate your helping nature, but she is a terrible sight on my town. Imagine, if you will, waking up every morning and have a nice breakfast of Bacon and Eggs (with a coffee on the side of course) but, as you more and more of those delicious eggs, and so oh so good bacon, you find out that you have not been eating Bacon and eggs. You find out, Nerakil, that you have been eating unborn child. That is what it is like to have Merengue in your town.

I'm truly sorry...but...ROFL! That's so funny! Well, to you it isn't, but I understand how you feel. I wouldn't go quite as far as all that, but I felt a similar feeling when one day Jambette walked into my Brewster's Cafe while I was working. I was like...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT???

 

[LucasSimms]

I looked up Jambette. I wish I didn't. Compared to Jambette, Merengue looks a super-model.

 

[BungoTheElf]

I looked up Jambette. I wish I didn't. Compared to Jambette, Merengue looks a super-model.

lolololol

You can get quite a good amount of bells from the vtp if you make an auction or sell her! A few millions I think? Or host a giveaway c:

@rapture click on settings on the tip of the banner

 

[Stacie]

How many bells should I sell her for once she decides to finally leave after spending 4 months in my town.

It would probably be best just to put up an auction in the Villager Trading Plaza section when she's going to be moving. I just checked and there was an auction that ended today with her being sold at 5 million.

 

[oath2order]

Why would anyone even want her? LOOK AT HER! I appreciate your helping nature, but she is a terrible sight on my town. Imagine, if you will, waking up every morning and have a nice breakfast of Bacon and Eggs (with a coffee on the side of course) but, as you more and more of those delicious eggs, and so oh so good bacon, you find out that you have not been eating Bacon and eggs. You find out, Nerakil, that you have been eating unborn child. That is what it is like to have Merengue in your town.

What the frick frack is wrong with you.

 

[juneau]

Yeah, we've all been there, had a villager in town who makes you want to weep when you see them. Mine was Pancetti.

Anyway, you could do an auction if you don't have a price in mind.

 

[aquarium]

this whole thread makes me laugh. Lucas, be my friend. I even included a smiling lemon.

 

[Hot]

This thread made my day. c:
If you really want to get rid of her though, you could put her up for auction when she pings to move out if you want to get bells for her. . Or you can give her away.