What is your best comeback?

[OmegaMan]

What would your best comeback be if you were insulted?

Discuss.

 

[OJ.]

Person: "YOU SUCK"

Me: "JUSTIN BIEBER"

 

[OmegaMan]

Person: "YOU SUCK"

Me: "JUSTIN BIEBER"

Rofl

 

[Numner]

"No, you."
"Your mother"
"That's not what your mom said last night"
"That's not a nice thing to say"
"Oh really?"

These are exactly what I say, every time.
All of them, one after another.

 

[OJ.]

Person: "YOU SUCK"

Me: "JUSTIN BIEBER"

Rofl

yea, that came out wrong

 

[Lobo]

"Oh yea well...YOU'RE A GIRL!"
inside joke.

 

[OmegaMan]

Person: "YOU SUCK"

Me: "JUSTIN BIEBER"

Rofl

yea, that came out wrong

Is it suppose to be "YOU SUCK JUSTIN BIEBER?"

 

[Liv]

"Have fun with that"
"Yeah don't care"

and then I'll usually give them a thumbs up.

 

[OmegaMan]

"Have fun with that"
"Yeah don't care"

and then I'll usually give them a thumbs up.

That sounds like me.

 

[Liv]

"Have fun with that"
"Yeah don't care"

and then I'll usually give them a thumbs up.

That sounds like me.

guuuhh-rrate.

 

[Jake]

Usually;
You're a fat chubi *censored.4.0* face slut, go die in a hole you menopausel whore of a lesbian.

 

[Thunder]

Really?

 

[Brad]

Usually;
You're a fat chubi *censored.4.0* face slut, go die in a hole you menopausel whore of a lesbian.

I feel dirty now.

 

[Elliot]

umad
"You can cry on my shoulder, go. "

 

[[Nook]]

umad?

 

[Slickyrider]

"*censored.3.0* you, you mother*censored.3.0*ing dirty *censored.4.0* *censored.3.0* whore *censored.2.0* damn slut whore!"

More or less, I try to avoid social interactions with human beings altogether.

 

[[Nook]]

"*censored.3.0* you, you mother*censored.3.0*ing dirty *censored.4.0* *censored.3.0* whore *censored.2.0* damn slut whore!"

More or less, I try to avoid social interactions with human beings altogether.

I can comeback without insulting.

That is the power of me.

 

[Slickyrider]

You do realize that was a joke, right?

I consider useless swearing to be downright awful.

Appropriate swearing is perfectly fine, though.

 

[[Nook]]

You do realize that was a joke, right?

I consider useless swearing to be downright awful.

Appropriate swearing is perfectly fine, though.

"umad" is all it takes.

 

[Bacon Boy]

*insert idiotic comment here*

Me: You're not worth my time.

Leaves them speechless every time.