What is your best comeback?

[Callie]

Well at least I can spell "read"! And then that leaves the person wanting to know, and then I tell them about how my friend accidentally spelled read, "reed" in his planner. But I only do that if it is one of our mutual close friends. If it isn't, I try to diss them based on the context, or try and make them confused, because that way it has appeared that I have won, even though I haven't.

Friend: "Hey! "

Me: "Get out of my face, before I snap your fingers off."

Ya know, that works too

Oh, I just remembered a few

"Don't make me I'll stab your face with a soldering iron!"

(inside joke) "Don't make me shove you into a 3DS!"

"Ya know, you would make a lovely corpse"

"You lost the game"

And probably more that I can't think of.

 

[OmegaMan]

Well at least I can spell "read"! And then that leaves the person wanting to know, and then I tell them about how my friend accidentally spelled read, "reed" in his planner. But I only do that if it is one of our mutual close friends. If it isn't, I try to diss them based on the context, or try and make them confused, because that way it has appeared that I have won, even though I haven't.

Friend: "Hey! "

Me: "Get out of my face, before I snap your fingers off."

Ya know, that works too

Oh, I just remembered a few

"Don't make me I'll stab your face with a soldering iron!"

(inside joke) "Don't make me shove you into a 3DS!"

"Ya know, you would make a lovely corpse"

"You lost the game"

And probably more that I can't think of.

"You tiley, filey, rileyed, COREY."

Thats some thing my friend always said in 5th grade^

 

[Callie]

Well at least I can spell "read"! And then that leaves the person wanting to know, and then I tell them about how my friend accidentally spelled read, "reed" in his planner. But I only do that if it is one of our mutual close friends. If it isn't, I try to diss them based on the context, or try and make them confused, because that way it has appeared that I have won, even though I haven't.

Friend: "Hey! "

Me: "Get out of my face, before I snap your fingers off."

Ya know, that works too

Oh, I just remembered a few

"Don't make me I'll stab your face with a soldering iron!"

(inside joke) "Don't make me shove you into a 3DS!"

"Ya know, you would make a lovely corpse"

"You lost the game"

And probably more that I can't think of.

"You tiley, filey, rileyed, COREY."

Thats some thing my friend always said in 5th grade^

Ooh! This is one I've been saying lately!

Shut up and eat your gefilte fish.

 

[OmegaMan]

Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

Ya know, that works too

Oh, I just remembered a few

"Don't make me I'll stab your face with a soldering iron!"

(inside joke) "Don't make me shove you into a 3DS!"

"Ya know, you would make a lovely corpse"

"You lost the game"

And probably more that I can't think of.

"You tiley, filey, rileyed, COREY."

Thats some thing my friend always said in 5th grade^

Ooh! This is one I've been saying lately!

Shut up and eat your gefilte fish.

 

[Mr.Gamer74]

Here's one.

Person: I LUV JUSTIN BEIBER

Parent: Get your dinky person lovin butt outa here!

Pletny more but lazy to think of them

 

[OJ.]

"Justin Bieber."

 

[Bacon Boy]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

 

[[Nook]]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

I know, right?

All you need to be successful in making a comeback is "umad", being calm and saying "okay", and not to mention being a smartass.

Only real men can make people mad without insulting them or attacking them.

 

[OmegaMan]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

I know, right?

All you need to be successful in making a comeback is "umad", being calm and saying "okay", and not to mention being a smartass.

Only real men can make people mad without insulting them or attacking them.

--New Scenario--


Girl: I LOVE YOU!

Response: ???

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Discuss.

 

[Bacon Boy]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

I know, right?

All you need to be successful in making a comeback is "umad", being calm and saying "okay", and not to mention being a smartass.

Only real men can make people mad without insulting them or attacking them.

You're one of the people I'm talking about. "umad" is just a ridiculous attempt at trying to piss someone off and sound cool.

 

[OmegaMan]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

I know, right?

All you need to be successful in making a comeback is "umad", being calm and saying "okay", and not to mention being a smartass.

Only real men can make people mad without insulting them or attacking them.

You're one of the people I'm talking about. "umad" is just a ridiculous attempt at trying to piss someone off and sound cool.

Agreed.


You could just walk away and do a justin bieber hair flip.

 

[Bacon Boy]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

I know, right?

All you need to be successful in making a comeback is "umad", being calm and saying "okay", and not to mention being a smartass.

Only real men can make people mad without insulting them or attacking them.

You're one of the people I'm talking about. "umad" is just a ridiculous attempt at trying to piss someone off and sound cool.

Agreed.


You could just walk away and do a justin bieber hair flip.

You're one of the people contributing to the topic. >.<
Hypocritical? I think so.

 

[[Nook]]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]

Most of these sound like four year old responses. Are you guys really that immature?

I know, right?

All you need to be successful in making a comeback is "umad", being calm and saying "okay", and not to mention being a smartass.

Only real men can make people mad without insulting them or attacking them.

You're one of the people I'm talking about. "umad" is just a ridiculous attempt at trying to piss someone off and sound cool.

Agreed.


You could just walk away and do a justin bieber hair flip.

HELL. NO.

Annoying little girls would be chasing after you, and I don't want that.

 

[OmegaMan]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]
Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

You're one of the people I'm talking about. "umad" is just a ridiculous attempt at trying to piss someone off and sound cool.

Agreed.


You could just walk away and do a justin bieber hair flip.

You're one of the people contributing to the topic. >.<
Hypocritical? I think so.

I'm like one of those Wikia contributors, only better.

 

[Bacon Boy]

Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

Agreed.


You could just walk away and do a justin bieber hair flip.

You're one of the people contributing to the topic. >.<
Hypocritical? I think so.

I'm like one of those Wikia contributors, only better.

You mean, you flow with whoever you think is cooler or better (none of which I profess to be, by the way) just so you can look cool? By better, you mean more obnoxious, right?

 

[Thunder]

,Nov 27 2010, 09:07:49 PM]
Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

You're one of the people I'm talking about. "umad" is just a ridiculous attempt at trying to piss someone off and sound cool.

Agreed.


You could just walk away and do a justin bieber hair flip.

You're one of the people contributing to the topic. >.<
Hypocritical? I think so.

Dis make me laugh.

 

[OmegaMan]

Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

You're one of the people contributing to the topic. >.<
Hypocritical? I think so.

I'm like one of those Wikia contributors, only better.

You mean, you flow with whoever you think is cooler or better (none of which I profess to be, by the way) just so you can look cool? By better, you mean more obnoxious, right?

I'm guessing this is a sign that I should stop talking?

 

[Psychonaut]

u all mad.

:3

 

[Hiro]

u all mad.

:3

"uh, no?"

 

[Ciaran]

Depends on the situation :/