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What do you do while you're on the toilet?

What do you do?

  • I take my phone with me and socialise/play games

    Votes: 95 58.3%
  • I read an article/the newspaper

    Votes: 14 8.6%
  • I fall asleep

    Votes: 5 3.1%
  • I imagine possibilities and the impossibilities

    Votes: 24 14.7%
  • I sort my life out and make choices

    Votes: 23 14.1%
  • I don't know...

    Votes: 4 2.5%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 17 10.4%
  • I just do my business and leave

    Votes: 57 35.0%

  • Total voters
    163
Depends on what else I'm doing.

If I have to do something else, I get it done and go.

If I can sit there and take my time I'll put my elbows on my knees for support as I rest my head on my hands and daydream and/or think. There's more than a few occasions where I've sat there for like 15 minutes after the last lump has long since fell out of me just daydreaming.


I don't get people who take their phones n stuff to the toilet...Not just because of hygiene but because I don't see why people feel the need to take these things everywhere they go, especially the toilet. Nobody wants to talk to you whilst you're taking a dump.
 
I like to read while on the toilet. Usually I leave the newspaper there, so I have something to do, but if not, I just read the shampoo bottles plus whatever is in the cabinets.
 
I usually urinate and defecate. It's fun to see how fast you can unleash your turds from your rectum. A lot of the time, while dropping off the kids at the pool, one of the poop sausages will splosh hard in the water and the toilet water will splash up onto my butt. This is less commonly known as Poseidon's Kiss.
 
I play a lot with my 3ds on the toilet XD
I even beat up whole levels and bosses while taking a dump
 
I like to read while on the toilet. Usually I leave the newspaper there, so I have something to do, but if not, I just read the shampoo bottles plus whatever is in the cabinets.

Im guilty of reading bottles too cx

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I play a lot with my 3ds on the toilet XD
I even beat up whole levels and bosses while taking a dump

geez.impressive.
 
I usually urinate and defecate. It's fun to see how fast you can unleash your turds from your rectum. A lot of the time, while dropping off the kids at the pool, one of the poop sausages will splosh hard in the water and the toilet water will splash up onto my butt. This is less commonly known as Poseidon's Kiss.

whatever i just read
i loved it
 
OMG all the bathroom threads here x-x

I mean I guess I think about life and stuff, what better time than to reflect on all your cherished life decisions?
 
I don't do anything of interest because I think being on the phone/reading/etc on the toilet is really unsanitary.
 
I do my business and get out. But the last two nights I've been in the bathroom before bed, and for some reason I contemplate the meaning of life and how I'll grow up, have a job, get married, die, etc. and I'm not really sure why. XD

That's what my showers are for.

I don't usually do anything other than what I'm there to do... but occasionally I'll bring my phone in and surf the webz.
 
I sit on my phone. It makes me sit on the toilet long after I finished. Sometimes my laptop comes as well, espdcially if I was watching something so then I don't have to pause.
 
I feel like the only person who uses the bathroom to fast to read/ use phone
#Struggle
 
I usually urinate and defecate. It's fun to see how fast you can unleash your turds from your rectum. A lot of the time, while dropping off the kids at the pool, one of the poop sausages will splosh hard in the water and the toilet water will splash up onto my butt. This is less commonly known as Poseidon's Kiss.

YES TRUNDLE ME TOO!!!!!!!
 
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