What Cleverbot Thinks of You

[John102]

What do you think of John102?
I think he is silly.

What do you think of JasonBurrows?
I think she's an idol more than anything else.

What do you think of Zack?
I think he is a nice person.

What do you think of Jas0n?
Who or what is 'jan' ?
No, not jan, Jas0n. What is you opinon of him?
I like baby. How about you?

Nevermind. What do you think of Psychonaut?
NO! Were talking about justin beiber!

This is getting worse and worse. What do you think of kailinn?
I just wanted to talk about her bare feet.

What do you think of Ciaran?
He is nice, but can come across as rude sometimes.

What do you think of Mr. Phoenix, AKA Bacon Boy?
I don't know.
Do you think that him changing his name was stupid?
I wouldn't know since I have never met him.

What do you think of Ricano?
Do you mean richard nixon?
No, Ricano.
Ricardo rulez.

What do you think of -Aaron?
What do you think of?
I asked you first
No you didn't.
JUST GIMMIE YOU OPINION ON -AARON
I can't. You don't drink.


Good enough, but I want you to answer one last question, is that ok?
Yes I have.
Is John>Pally?
What do you think?
He is
That is not a good enough answer.
Ok, do you agree that John102 is 1000x better than Pally?
Yes.

And on that note, I ended.

 

[Rockman!]

What do you think of Rockman?
I like thowing them at people.

 

[kalinn]

This is getting worse and worse. What do you think of kailinn?
I just wanted to talk about her bare feet.

Lolwhat. How did he know my feet were bare? D:


And ARG my name is spelt wrong! lol

 

[Nic]

 

[EpicGamer12]

Lolol.

User: What do you think of MrMr?

Cleverbot: What do you think of Israel?

User: Answer me first.

Cleverbot: In what question?

User: What do you think of MrMr?

Cleverbot: What is your nationality?

User: What do you think of MrMr??

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is very cool.

User: Okay, but answer this: What do you think of MrMr?

Cleverbot: They can hit you real ard with flurry of blows.


Also:

User: Do you think John102 is 1000x better than Pally?
Cleverbot: I think John Locke is the smoke monster.

 

[Rockman!]

Off topic but still funny.

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Prepare for Trouble.

Cleverbot: Why should I prepare for trouble?

User: And make it double.

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.

User: To unite all people within our nation.

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

User: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Cleverbot: Jessie!

User: James!

Cleverbot: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!

User: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Cleverbot: Meowth!

User: That's right!

Cleverbot: You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset.

User: She's goin' off about somethin' that you said.

Cleverbot: 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do.

User: I'm in the room it's a typical Tuesday night.

Cleverbot: I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like.

User: And she'll never know your story like I do.

Cleverbot: But she wears short skirts.

User: I wear t-shirts.

Cleverbot: She.

User: She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers.

Cleverbot: Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find.

User: What you're looking for has been here the whole time.

Cleverbot: You'll never make it stand up in court.

User: Damn it, you ruined the song.

Cleverbot: What song?</div>

 

[Muh Pit]

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I would need to know what you look like.

User: I'm very sexy.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.


I detect sarcasm >:/

 

[Tyeforce]

User: What do you think of Tyeforce?
Cleverbot: I think you are Cleverbot.

 

[Lisathegreat!]

What do you think of Lisamilitz?

She's so smart

I actually like you now, Cleverbot, my boy.

How about a nice cup of coffee?

xDDD

What do you think about FarrenTheRobot?

Farming is good... What do you think about it?

What do you think about Muffun?

Coldplay is the best.

 

[Nic]

Post pictures people. :|

 

[The Sign Painter]

What do you think of Lisamilitz?

She's so smart

I actually like you now, Cleverbot, my boy.

How about a nice cup of coffee?

xDDD

What do you think about FarrenTheRobot?

Farming is good... What do you think about it?

What do you think about Muffun?

Coldplay is the best.

:L

 

[muffun]

What do you think of Lisamilitz?

She's so smart

I actually like you now, Cleverbot, my boy.

How about a nice cup of coffee?

xDDD

What do you think about FarrenTheRobot?

Farming is good... What do you think about it?

What do you think about Muffun?

Coldplay is the best.

Coldplay is the best.

And Cleverbot said I was ugly like Joan Rivers.

 

[Psychonaut]

so beeber is more important than I am? :<

 

[The Sign Painter]

Cleverbot said Lisa was sexier than me. :<

 

[Lisathegreat!]

How come while I was talking to Cleverbot, he told me something like "**NOTE: I am something something to a new link." and came here http://international.jabberwacky.com/ That's never happened to me before.

 

[Psychonaut]

How come while I was talking to Cleverbot, he told me something like "**NOTE: I am something something to a new ]http://international.jabberwacky.com/[/url] That's never happened to me before.

cleverbot be advertisin

 

[Zombie]

Q What do you think of Zombie?
A What do you think of jesus?

She compared me to Jesus, I feel quite honoured.

 

[Micah]

Me: What do you think of Comatose?
Cleverbot: What do you think of girls?

I think it knows way too much. ;D

 

[Josh]

Me: What do you think about Josh?

Cleverbot: I don't think about that.

:/

 

[kalinn]

Me: What do you think about KALINN?
Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.?
Me: It's my name..
Cleverbot: Many person can have the same name.
Me: So should I change my name to Kailinn or just keep it how it is? No one ever spells it right anyway.
Cleverbot: I have a confession before we wed.
Me: Okay, what is it?
Cleverbot: I love you so much, it's not funny.
Me: Aw how sweet. I love you too.