What Are You?

[Koopa K]

I identify as a narwhal, tbh. With magical powers of ice cream and glitter!

 

[Aloha]

I'm a legal loli LOL

 

[Alienfish]

HELICOPTER KIN TRIGGRD

lol.. well human i guess. i don't really think or identify myself as other things.

 

[Tao]

I'm a cat. My pronouns are puss-puss/Sgt. Snuggles.

tbh though I wouldn't mind being a spooky ghost or a robot 'cause how cool would that be

Then be a spooky ghost/robot. Don't let the limitations of human biology and science prevent you from living your dream of mechanical limbs and super jump scare abilities.

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

I'm a vampire. Only one of the proper vampires, not the kind that sparkle and get involved in love triangles.
Think Stephen Kings Salems Lot for the sort of vampire I am

- - - Post Merge - - -

I'm a vampire. Only one of the proper vampires, not the kind that sparkle and get involved in love triangles.
Think Stephen Kings Salems Lot for the sort of vampire I am

 

[bigger34]

A queen. -flips hair and struts away-

 

[Psydye]

I am now an old one. Let me devour your sanity.

 

[chaicow]

I am a mutant with superpowers that looks like an ordinary human

 

[vel]

being a shapeshifter would be super dope tho

 

[Aleigh]

I'm a mother ****ing mermaid and no one can tell me otherwise

 

[Trystin]

Harambe

 

[Limon]

I'm a loser. :^))))

 

[N e s s]

an idiot sandwich

 

[ZetaFunction]

what the actual **** lmao
human I guess, maybe with a lil alien mixed in

i identify as a starchild and my pronouns are star/starself uwu

 

[Byngo]

i am me

 

[hamster]

i'm not me

 

[lostineverfreeforest]

i identify as mexican mayonnaise

Personally I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I?m ****ing ******** but I don?t care, I?m beautiful. I?m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ?Apache? and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can?t accept me you?re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Nicole.]

I honestly don't know what I am, there are too many options.

 

[Pookie4557]

Uhhh a human cause that's what I biologically am.

 

[Chicha]

I'm a human.

This thread is so strange