Weirdest thing someone has said to you?

[Carly Mayor Of Caketon]

What is the weirdest thing someone ever said to you?

Here's mine:
"Wait, didn't you die?" ~ my best friend said this...
(you don't have to name who said it)

 

[Flowerchild]

A friend of mine (guy) rubbed or touched my tummy and called me 'mommy' when his little cousin came over to church.


Mind you I'm not pregnant, fat or big there. But I have another friend that just comes up and touches or tickles you on the tummy area when she says hi or says something occasionally so I don't know if I should just assume it's a culture thing. Still weird x.x

 

[Blythetastic]

Someone I didn't know once asked me if I was Russian. Not as a pick up line, just curious.

I'm not. None of our heritage is from Russia, lol. I don't see it.

 

[Mariah]

"I heard you were a satanist."