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Weird/Awkward/Rude Club Tortimer experiences.

It's like hwen you wi-fi with other people, you have them over or go to their townsx, but its kinda like that but on the island.

I LAOSO REMEMBER THI ONE TIME THIS GIRL TRIEHD BEGGING ME FOR A CROWN AND I TRAPPED HER BY THE GAP BETWEEN THE GRANDMA TURTLE AND THE ITEM NEXT TO HER AND SHE GOT SO MAD I SWEAR SHE WAS LIKE 8 0OR SOEMTHYING
 
One time i need signatures so i ask to a japanease girl if she speak english, but no... She doesn't and she just make the love emotion and start chasing me, i want to leave but she doesn't let me so i have to turn off the Wirless
 
Had a pretty weird experience today. This is how the conversation went, though my memory's no doubt twisted the tale a little:

Sam (♂): Hello!
Me (♂): Um... hi.
Sam: r u ok?
Me: Yeah, lol.
Sam: Do you like... boys?
Me: No?
Sam: What if I told you I like boys?
Me: Don't really care to be honest. You do what you want to do.
Sam: You've passed the test. I'm not really gay, just stand up for gay rights.
*Sam leaves*
 
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[sub]i haven't actually had any terrible experiences on club tortimer (except for the occasional immature child who would call the other people names lol) but i remember a couple times where i afked (sometimes inside, sometimes outside) and i come back to being outside, with all these holes dug around me. i was extremely amused, oh my gosh. i love island pranksters, but having to keep digging out those holes was an endless affair.

my friends also do this to me when i afk during town visits. it's pretty funny.[/sub]
 
I haven't had anything too odd happen, though a few times I have been followed around with "MONEY PLZ" over and over. Once a girl asked for 10,000,000, yeaaah that's going to happen.
 
Well, these are some of my experiences summed up in a sentence or two,

"Do you ever do sex?"
"My family is cursed, my brother is green and has fangs"
"im poor. money" (Refuses to give money) "*cuts down trees and repeatly says 'I'm poor, money'"
"My dog and uncle died and I need bells to pay for their funeral. Nintendo says if I give them bells they'll give me real money. Plz donate, you even get a 50$ Eshop card!"
"I need money. I made a bet with my BF and I lost 20 million bells. He says if I don't pay him in 3 hours he'll break up with me. Please help"
"Ur hot, will u mary me"
"I LIKE TO EAT PAIRS!"
"I'm so sad, I need money!" (Refuses to give money) "*swearing*"
(Doesnt say hi to a person) "*follows me around, scaring all the rare bugs away just because of that*"
"*gives me a million bells*" *Error message* (I have no idea if this was done on purpose or not though)
 
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Oh I never go on there anymore after the ridiculous experiences. Everybody there seems to be either 7 years old or they just act like they are.
I went there once and had somebody begging me for bells as soon as I got there....so I left immediately.
Another time I went there were two girls there, one started hitting me with a net? Like really, what is that supposed to achieve?
Another time I did some tours with one girl, I think she was quite young. Anyway, she clearly didn't want me to be the one who got the majority of medals, so during hide and seek she made me wait for her to find her two hiders....which she failed at....we go back to the island and I get a message pop up with 'I h8 you' and off she went....bizarre....

Another time I was there with 3 others, 2 of them were clearly staging something, one was wearing a crown and the other way wanting to buy it (only for 100k mind). Anyway, she dropped the bells and the other person left with them...it was all so forced you could tell they were in on it to get people to feel sorry for them.
All I heard for 5 minutes after was, oh I'm so angry, oh I have no money, oh I can't believe she took all my money. My response every time was either :( or I know, that's bad isn't it? Until I got fed up and left....

And that's why I never use club tortimet anymore ;)
 
I had someone ask if I wanted to see a photo of their ****. And I could not report them because the Resetti beast appeared just after I said no. Coincidence? I think not. Now I just grind medals on my personal island and go to club tortimer only to but items. Unfortunately that means there are lots of users that are sad when I leave so quickly.
 
I met a nice boy and he was very polite. Then another boy arrived. The nice boy started talking dirty to me. I'm pretty sure he was showing off. Then the other boy left and the nice boy apologized for acting the way he did. I ignored him so he flipped the wifi. Not such a nice boy after all. LOL.
 
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