WE DID IT!

[SilentHopes]

If Internet pranksters have their way, Justin Bieber will be performing in one of the world's most oppressive regimes. Communist North Korea is currently leading an online poll on Bieber's My World Tour website, where the 16-year-old singer asked his fans to choose which country he should tour in next. Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Users of the website 4chan-an influential Internet subculture that introduced the world to lolcats -- made sure North Korea received over a half million votes, catapulting it from 24th place to 1st place. That puts the despotic communist country ahead of Israel by about 5,000 thousand votes -- and if nothing changes before the contest wraps on July 7, it will make North Korea the winner.

Considering almost no one in North Korea is allowed on the Internet and the country's restrictive media probably doesn't give the mop-haired Bieber much coverage, it's fairly unlikely that any of those half million votes came from actual North Korean citizens.

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Regardless of the online poll's outcome, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and Bieber's tour manager can probably agree on one thing: the adorable, elf-like singer almost certainly won't be adding the harsh regime to his world tour.

This isn't the only thing the Internet has done to punk Bieber lately, though. Over the holiday weekend, hackers broke into Bieber's YouTube videos and redirected preteen fans to false articles about their idol dying in a car crash. And those were actually some of the more kid-friendly websites to which fans of the 16-year-old singer were redirected.

The rumors were so prevalent that the boy himself made a point of tweeting about it.
"Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors...I'm not dead," Bieber posted on his Twitter account. "I had to check on this one...but it turns out I'm alive."

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Furthermore, he also assured fans that he's "not Peter Pan," demonstrating that the music sensation has a sense of humor about himself. Being a wildly popular teenage superstar probably takes the sting out of being the butt of Internet jokes like these.

If they go through with it, Justin Bieber goes to North Korea! Good job to everyone that voted for North Korea.

 

[Mino]

To be honest, I kind of hope he does. Might be good for the North Koreans? *censored.2.0*, I don't know. Maybe the DPRK government can spin it as some sort of goodwill concert put on by a famous foreigner for the Dear Leader.

 

[Liv]

Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Us, take advantage of the Heartthrob Justin Bieber? Well, no of course not. We're just little angels! *All members walk out with hallows above their head..... cue lights and chorus* xD

 

[Mr. L]

Bieber didn't put any place off limits and, of course, Web-based troublemakers took full advantage of the trusting Canadian heartthrob.

Us, take advantage of the Heartthrob Justin Bieber? Well, no of course not. We're just little angels! *All members walk out with hallows above their head..... cue lights and chorus* xD

LOLOLOL uR LIEk TOttALy FOOonniE and stUUf!!!one111!! /sarcasm

 

[Deleted User]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

 

[Horus]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

I love how your username contributes to our forum.

 

[Blue_Jay]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

How do you know?

 

[Mr. L]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

I love how your username contributes to our forum.

Indeed, I love when my page gets stretched ^_^ /sarcasm

 

[Deleted User]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

I love how your username contributes to our forum.

ya bcuz im a mlg pro snipr in cod

 

[Psychonaut]

^ troll failtrolling trolls arguing with animal crossing kids

< pokemon master cager

 

[Horus]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

I love how your username contributes to our forum.

ya bcuz im a mlg pro snipr in cod

Omg, I envy you.

 

[Deleted User]

jautstin beeber is a *censored.3.0*ing homo

I love how your username contributes to our forum.

ya bcuz im a mlg pro snipr in cod

Omg, I envy you.

ya u do *censored.4.0* all da *****es wanme

 

[Horus]

^ troll failtrolling trolls arguing with animal crossing kids

You forgot the Psycho who likes to do kinky things with Pokemon.

 

[Psychonaut]

^ troll failtrolling trolls arguing with animal crossing kids

You forgot the Psycho who likes to do kinky things with Pokemon.

sorry, imma edit BRBGAIZ

 

[John102]

Dis is good. Very good.

 

[Horus]

Honestly, I never thought I could laugh so much at an article...

 

[100]

Very nice, very nice... Now would be a good time to take advantage of the North Korea-bound nuclear bomb the government has been hiding from us for oh so long... :gyroiddance:

Well, on the topic of North Korea, I might as well make fun of it.

 

[[Nook]]

4Chan has done something good for the world! =O

He's going to go there and sing, the dictator's daughter is probably a fan, so the dictator guy has to go with her, and gets ear raped by Bieber and then he's going to send out his army to assassinate him. *prays to the gods it happens*
Everyone else here better pray, too.

 

[Ryusaki]

How can you like him? He is 16 and his voice has not broke yet, your voice should break from 13 to 14 and a half.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

,Jul 6 2010, 07:24:43 PM]4Chan has done something good for the world! =O

He's going to go there and sing, the dictator's daughter is probably a fan, so the dictator guy has to go with her, and gets ear raped by Bieber and then he's going to send out his army to assassinate him. *prays to the gods it happens*
Everyone else here better pray, too.

Who are you praying to?