Villagers say and do the funniest things thread

[Classygirl]

In general I know a lot of the dialogue repeats but there are those villagers and times where they say things that are really funny or not typical that are hilarious or odd. I love hearing these stories. My Sparrow seems to be King of strange comments my all time favorite was when I had just started a town and at the time had a Marshal, I found them together and turn to talk to Sparrow and he said Oh I see Marshall has his Sloppy couch out he must be having a special girl over later..I laughed so hard.
Then today Lopez was in the emporium and asked me where the boys restroom was, and then said actually are there no restrooms in this town? That was new. Lobo and Whitney had an out and out I don't know what when I brought him to her house, then he turns to me and says oh are you still here well I will leave for now but I'm sure she will give you something she is very generous in private..Pashmina freaked out on me today she started talking about ghosts then went I to this weird thinking shaking position after like one line of dialogue..There are more even odder or funnier ones but I will think of them later. I would rather hear your favorite villager moments that were funny or odd. Feel free to share them.

 

[Romaki]

I have a story where a villager behaved untypically (smart), does that count?

When I loaded up my game, Felicity had her head at Fang's door, looking at the house.

I just stared for a minute because it looked so funny.

Then I decided to talk to Felicity. She told me that she owed Fang an item and that she was too afraid to bring it back.

Other times, Fang would just walk around by Felicity and when I talked to him, he said that he went on patrol to protect her from something (I can't remember).

That's the real OTP right there, though.

 

[HMCaprica]

Olivia said I shouldn't hide my pretty eyes behind my glasses. That they would become attached to my face or something of the sort. Then on another occasion one of my other cats made a comment about me always wearing my geisha wig. I have never had anything else as strange being said to me.

 

[Blueskyy]

I had to be Claudia's escort to Scoot's house and they talked as if they were dating. I vomited and moved them both out.

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My favorite line is when Diana tells me boys can wear makeup since it's 2015 now.

 

[Classygirl]

I've been speaking more to the Main Street villagers that are gone lately too and sometimes they say funny things, Queenie told my alt character she was busy leave her alone after she said I came all the way out to see you, just kidding I was in an odd mood and just wanted to mess with you..then Pango said to my Mayor something specific about the outfit and things villagers usually say not move outs...Some villagers say the same things depending on oersonality but I have some that say the funniest things.

 

[radioloves]

Croque, one of my villagers that live near the river spoke to me and finished off his sentence with, "AHAHAHA, big butt" yeah those I made him say when he asked for a great greeting or phrase something outrageously awesome xD yay big butts <3

 

[skarmoury]

Omg, I had Teddy and Anabelle talking once; Anabelle was all the rage about cheesy movies and Teddy was like, "Nah, I like those jam-packed action movies better!" Anabelle just sighed and whispered to me, "This is why I can't be in a romance movie with Teddy..." (Scandalous!)

Earlier, I talked to Marshal, but I forgot what he had asked me. I think it was something about digging up secrets, then he went on saying, "Then you'd find out about my... OH! Nevermind!" I... have no idea. x) (Ohhhh, I need to snoop around his house a lot more!)

One more: When I found Carmen sleeping in her house, I woke her up and she said, "Did I sleep while standing up? BEST. TALENT. EVER!" Cutieeee. c:

 

[Viena]

'nuff said xD

 

[LegallyBlondie]

I saw this one on the animal crossing new leaf reddit, I laughed out loud. It was seriously great.

 

[Nunnafinga]

 

[Classygirl]

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'nuff said xD

This reminded me of when I went I to Pashminas house and she was sitting there on the toilet chatting..lol. Also one villager said do you want to trade for my gently used super toilet, I promise I only used it once..lol.

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I just had my own embarrassing moment, glad it's just a game and there is a stop and don't save lol..I got all my dreams so I switched from beautiful to Nightowl to get rid of massive flowers and I prefer it..but next day start up when outside Margie asked to visit I think she is adorable was happy, I open the door roaches she sees it starts shaking I'm sorry I can't be here..shut down lol. Restarted cleared them, maybe she will ask again since I wiped her memory lol. It was almost embarrassing, I'm sad she probably won't ask again but at least she the pixel doesn't remember the situation like I do lol.

 

[Belle of Pripyat]

Yesterday Charlise called me a boy! She moved in from my other town before I restarted. She was talking about her old mayor, but she kept calling her (me) a "he." I know uchis sometimes refer to female villagers as males, but I didn't know they did that to people, too.

 

[Classygirl]

I have had this last one happen a lot as I moved my animals between towns to pair them in groups, sheep, deer, ect..I wonder if it is because the makers don't want to assume gender..but calling everyone he, I don't know I mean they could have had them say "they" were such and such..but I don't know. I'm not sure how much a moved out remembers aside the last rumor and name. I think this is a dialogue error just like whenever one of my snooties tells me to wear something lucky that matches my eye color there is a face they make that sneaking smirk and it glitches for a second..both ds machines.

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Oh for stories, I forgot to add the one that made me think of this question lol.a I was at Zell's and he have me clothes, a female mayor as a gift for an errand and he said you are always free to change your clothes right here in my house in front of me anytime. I hadn't gotten that one before but he is pretty flirty with my mayor.

 

[Belle of Pripyat]

I have had this last one happen a lot as I moved my animals between towns to pair them in groups, sheep, deer, ect..I wonder if it is because the makers don't want to assume gender..but calling everyone he, I don't know I mean they could have had them say "they" were such and such..but I don't know.

They know I'm a girl. I told Rover on the train that I'm a girl. It's just weird. LOL

 

[GalacticGhost]

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[Classygirl]

This is slightly off topic, but I didn't know there were so many Mayor rumor nicknames..my favorites are individual and social butterfly..I was always bell pincher for so long but who did they think was paying thier pwps, lol. I've never had a villager pay toward one.. guess that would be odd behavior I did have a villager gift me music once which was cool.

 

[Classygirl]

I love these share your favorite or strange villager moments..does anyone else have any, before the thread dissapeared I to the sea..