Valentine's Day?
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Psychonaut
Senior Member
gettin some?
EpicGamer12
Senior Member
scam
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Ron Ronaldo
Seer of Heart :33
Being FOREVER ALONE ;;
Unless you have a girl/boyfriend, in which case they have to buy you stuff
Unless you have a girl/boyfriend, in which case they have to buy you stuff
Wow, respect, that's sad on a day of love... On the other side, maybe it has a good connection with your cat, love and you on a special day as Valentine's Day.My dead cat's birthday?
I think it's time to bring back the old days annnnnd....
If you guys can guess, I won't do it.
Fabioisonfire
total a-hole
I actually had an epic Valentine's Day.
In typical fashion, I completely forgot until the day of. The girl I'm currently with runs up to me in our cafe and hands me this box of chocolates, hugs me, and immediately in my head I'm like: "****."
So I play it off all cool, tell her that her gift is coming. I RUN my ass over to the nearest flower store- and it's closed. On Valentine's Day. Great business model.
My last resort becomes the grocery store- they sell flowers and **** there, right? I walk over there and lo and behold, there is a man outside just THROWING boxes of roses and other assorted flowers away! I yell to him "HEY! Wait!" but he gives no response.
In a surge of adrenaline, I sprint in what must have been a 4.40 40 yard dash and make it to him. Out of breath, I'm like "Wait... I have money... Here..." as I open my wallet and show him what I have. Turns out the guy is actually deaf (literally) and that's why he didn't hear me beforehand. In one of the most life-saving displays of generosity I've ever witnessed, the dude pushes my wallet away and hands me the giant box of flowers.
Like a boss, I walk back over to school, drop them off at the front office to be delivered to her. Valentine's Day, folks. Gotta love it.
In typical fashion, I completely forgot until the day of. The girl I'm currently with runs up to me in our cafe and hands me this box of chocolates, hugs me, and immediately in my head I'm like: "****."
So I play it off all cool, tell her that her gift is coming. I RUN my ass over to the nearest flower store- and it's closed. On Valentine's Day. Great business model.
My last resort becomes the grocery store- they sell flowers and **** there, right? I walk over there and lo and behold, there is a man outside just THROWING boxes of roses and other assorted flowers away! I yell to him "HEY! Wait!" but he gives no response.
In a surge of adrenaline, I sprint in what must have been a 4.40 40 yard dash and make it to him. Out of breath, I'm like "Wait... I have money... Here..." as I open my wallet and show him what I have. Turns out the guy is actually deaf (literally) and that's why he didn't hear me beforehand. In one of the most life-saving displays of generosity I've ever witnessed, the dude pushes my wallet away and hands me the giant box of flowers.
Like a boss, I walk back over to school, drop them off at the front office to be delivered to her. Valentine's Day, folks. Gotta love it.
Vex L'Cour
Weebalicious Furry.
Either get laid or sit in a room wishing you were getting laid.
Mine is usually the later. I've only had 2 years where I've had a Girlfriend on Valentines. (Only 1 year where I've had a girlfriend on my birthday).
Mine is usually the later. I've only had 2 years where I've had a Girlfriend on Valentines. (Only 1 year where I've had a girlfriend on my birthday).
