Unrealistic dream jobs?

[The Hidden Owl]

What would be your dream job, specifically something that you know you wouldn't be able to do without an extreme amount of luck?

 

[Llust]

being a successful youtuber. it sounds easy enough and its something that im really interested in doing, but there are tons of reason why i should just aim for a different job
- my life is boring as hell
- im not funny
- im socially awkward
- im not interested in taking up classes for film and video editing

 

[Ashtot]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN UNREALISTIC JOB U CAN BE WHOEVER U WANNA BE AND DONT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT WHAT ANYONE THINKS, IF U WANT TO BE A CRAB INSEMINATOR THEN JUST GO ON AHEAD DEARIE, LIVE YOUR DREAMS, GOLD STARS FOR EVERYONE

 

[pillow bunny]

I want to be a cat when I grow up. My cat, Fluffy, was my only friend all throughout my formative years. My parents always beat me, but Fluffy never did because he was physically incapable of doing so. One day I got fed up with my parents and decapitated them. I was going to live with my grandparents but my grandpa fell off a cliff so just my grandma. Since my dad and grandpa were both dead, Fluffy was my father figure. I aspire to be more like him in the future.

Tragically, when I was 9, Fluffy was euthanized after killing 5 small children by gouging out their eyes. I miss him every day, but whenever I think of him I remember how truly happy he looked in the moment he ripped out the final kid's eyes. Some day, I want to do the same thing except hopefully not get caught.

 

[The Hidden Owl]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN UNREALISTIC JOB U CAN BE WHOEVER U WANNA BE AND DONT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT WHAT ANYONE THINKS, IF U WANT TO BE A CRAB INSEMINATOR THEN JUST GO ON AHEAD DEARIE, LIVE YOUR DREAMS, GOLD STARS FOR EVERYONE

then i can be a kpop star

when im not even asian

 

[pillow bunny]

then i can be a kpop star

when im not even asian

i want to be asian when i grow up

 

[Knopekin]

I'd like to illustrate and maybe write children's books.

I could spend my days drawing in my house which would have big windows, and I'd own no fewer than three dogs.

And I'd go to schools and libraries and encourage kids to enjoy art.

 

[RhinoK]

then i can be a kpop star

when im not even asian

Would u like to be asian??
Do u have a

Preference??

 

[RhinoK]

then i can be a kpop star

when im not even asian

Would u like to be asian??
Do u have a

Preference??

 

[Albuns]

being a successful youtuber. it sounds easy enough and its something that im really interested in doing, but there are tons of reason why i should just aim for a different job
- my life is boring as hell
- im not funny
- im socially awkward
- im not interested in taking up classes for film and video editing

Oh my, we have so much in common! </3

An enchanted blacksmith... I dunno.

 

[Ashtot]

then i can be a kpop star

when im not even asian

you can be anything if you try, even asian, thats what my friends on tumblr told me

 

[Peter]

I want Kim Kardashian's job so bad tbh like what does she do?? She just wanders around looking good and gets paid $$$

 

[aericell]

chanyeol's personal assistant

 

[The Hidden Owl]

chanyeol's personal assistant

in other words his wife

 

[Halloqueen]

Basically all of the careers I actually want to go through with are unrealistic.

I like to create stories, so I want to become an author. Aside from just books, some friends and I also want into get into independent comic book publishing wholly separate from the big companies (Marvel and DC).

Following the same trend, I also want to get into scriptwriting and maybe directing.

So basically, all of the things I want to do depend on the fickle tastes of consumers. Even if I somehow pull off any of these things, each would likely be a constantly unstable business.

 

[Ashtot]

Basically all of the careers I actually want to go through with are unrealistic.

I like to create stories, so I want to become an author. Aside from just books, some friends and I also want into get into independent comic book publishing wholly separate from the big companies (Marvel and DC).

Following the same trend, I also want to get into scriptwriting and maybe directing.

So basically, all of the things I want to do depend on the fickle tastes of consumers. Even if I somehow pull off any of these things, each would likely be a constantly unstable business.

you can do anything you want to do if you believe in yourself

 

[okaimii]

I'd love to run my own successful bakery but that's rare.

 

[kayleee]

getting paid a ****load no matter what i do

 

[pandapples]

I want to own a cat cafe.

 

[Nightmares]

"IM GUNA BEE A MANGA ARTUST!! 1!!1"