KH and KH2 are the only decent games of the entire KH saga. That Birth By Sleep? That thing that everyone says is right up th- yeah, no, it's not, it's garbage, it's filler, just like all the other KH games. Just useless padded filler that nobody that I know of ever asked for or wanted. What exactly was wrong with the plot of the first two games? Why are there so many useless and unimportant characters being created to develop things that don't require anymore development? The KH games may as well serve as all the fanfiction you will ever need, as they constantly reshape the plot as they see fit, without any reason to their own canon, it's incredible how convoluted this has become, holy ****. Do I want a KH3? Uhhhh maybe ten years ago??? I'm AN OLD PERSON now, I played this **** when I was like 12, what the **** happened to this series?
The Super Mario franchise is **** now. I say this loving a lot of Mario games and growing up with Nintendo. It's absolute **** now. It used to have an interesting, unique, bizarre weirdness to it that was unlike other games. If you ever played Super Mario 64, there was just this unsettling boldness to it, it just did whatever it wanted. Now? It's this creepy Japanese kawaii cutesy BULL****. Oh my god what the hell happened? It's so kid-friendly now, it's just over the top. I was playing the newest Mario Party the other day and what the actual **** is this??? Why are we all riding a car together??? Why are we all rolling the dice and advancing as one unit NO **** THIS. This is supposed to be a bloodthirsty competition in which I have Boo devour your soul for coins, this is not a ****ing roadtrip. Why is everything so CUTE now? Is that what happens when you become popular, you just become reduced to a mascot that panders?
I hate Alice Madness Returns, I hate how buggy it is, I hate how textures randomly glitch out, I hate how I can't ****ing toggle my weapons because my game is bugged where I can't change between anything (and yeah I've tried to fix everything, the keyboard, the mouse, the in-game options, EVERYTHING, it's broken), I hate how Alice acts, I hate how the story's completely changed and doesn't make any sense in regards to the original, I hate how there's an actual "villain" whose only purpose is to be a villain and nothing else as the most boring ass character I have seen in a while, and the levels aside from the artwork are utterly dull and linear, I mean there is so much wrong with this game gameplay-wise, design-wise, and conceptually, and yet there are so many people that will adamantly defend this as being a good game despite flaws, and although most reviews were very harsh on the technical aspects, I still don't agree there's much to defend on this, there is a lot wrong with this. It doesn't work as a whole and it butchers everything I liked about the first game.
