Uhh, Purrl...that's questionable

[Spooky.]

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Uhhh no Purrl, I'm not trading for that... *Sweats nervously as Booker walks buy with handcuffs*



What questionable things have your villagers offered you? (And what the heck is a speed bag anyway?)

 

[Ably.Saucey]

It's a small punching bag, I just looked up. doesn't sound at all kosher does it?

 

[Cryptade]

A speed bag is one of those small punching bags for well, punching really fast
Though it is quite amusing wondering where your mind went with Purrl's request
But yeah, off the top of my head I don't think I really remember any weird offers aside from villagers wanting rare things in exchange for a shirt

 

[Spooky.]

It's a small punching bag, I just looked up. doesn't sound at all kosher does it?

Nooo, it sounds really bad ahaha. I swear I thought she was offering me a bag of drugs

- - - Post Merge - - -

A speed bag is one of those small punching bags for well, punching really fast
Though it is quite amusing wondering where your mind went with Purrl's request
But yeah, off the top of my head I don't think I really remember any weird offers aside from villagers wanting rare things in exchange for a shirt

Yeahhhh. I was like "You want to trade a spe-WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SELLING ME DRUGS?!" and I was totally baffled. I've never heard of the item in all my years of playing either, so I was shocked.

 

[Charcolor]

a speed bag is an exercise thing. i think it's like a punching bag but a lot tinier. but i don't know too much about exercise...

i can't think of any particular examples with my villagers, but i remember a long time ago my best friend's villager traded (or rewarded, i forget) a manhole cover. but i guess my friend didn't realize "manhole" is just another word for "sewer." she and my other friend came to the conclusion that it'd been used "to hide the bodies." as a bonus, the villager that gave her the manhole cover was the one she hated most.

 

[Spooky.]

a speed bag is an exercise thing. i think it's like a punching bag but a lot tinier. but i don't know too much about exercise...

i can't think of any particular examples with my villagers, but i remember a long time ago my best friend's villager traded (or rewarded, i forget) a manhole cover. but i guess my friend didn't realize "manhole" is just another word for "sewer." she and my other friend came to the conclusion that it'd been used "to hide the bodies." as a bonus, the villager that gave her the manhole cover was the one she hated most.

Hmm...maybe the fossils we dig up aren't just dinosaur parts after all >_> heh.
lmao though. "Take this, I know you've been on a killing spree lately so this will help you hide the bodies"

 

[Jeannine]

Hahaha yikes I never thought of it that way!
The only thing I can think of off the top of my head was receiving thrones from my villagers (I guess my luck was high?). I wondered what kingdom they had looted to pull that off

 

[Spooky.]

Hahaha yikes I never thought of it that way!
The only thing I can think of off the top of my head was receiving thrones from my villagers (I guess my luck was high?). I wondered what kingdom they had looted to pull that off

I would be so excited to get something as expensive as a throne from a villager haha. It would be highly amusing if it was one that had nothing but a toilet as a chair in their house as well. "Take this fancy throne, I already have one"

 

[Jeannine]

I would be so excited to get something as expensive as a throne from a villager haha. It would be highly amusing if it was one that had nothing but a toilet as a chair in their house as well. "Take this fancy throne, I already have one"

Haha yeah I wasn't sure how it happened but definitely wouldn't complain
I have gotten my fair share of junk gifts like all kinds of toilets - I'm not one to reject gifts but there's a line...