Twist the wish!

[Kazunari]

Granted, but they all wilt the next day.

I wish I could have an unlimited supply of snacks and sweets.

 

[MC4pros]

Granted, but they will wilt in 2 seconds.

I wish for a 100% museum in acnl.

- - - Post Merge - - -

D: Aww

 

[Victor S Court]

Granted, but the very next day your save file is corrupted and you loose everything.

I wish Victor S Court loved me.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you end up hating him.

I wish I had more motivation.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but then you think you can fly and jump of a cliff.

I wish I had $50 to buy music.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but you can't buy any Lady GaGa songs.

I wish for ?100 to buy anime.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you are my dinner.

I wish I can achieve nirvana

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Granted, but it's Nirvana the band, and not nirvana the concept.

I wish I had a popsicle.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you drop it, and it's covered in dirt and hair.

I wish I had smaller cheeks, lol.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

ggranted but i will kick ur fce

i wish the mods werent so self absorbed

 

[Cam1]

Granted, but for saying that you will be banned.

I wish I had some KFC

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you get food poisoning from the chickens that they slaughter (don't eat KFC!)

I wish chocolate didn't make you fat.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but chocolate will readuce seratontin insted

I wish world hunger was ended

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but the nations that now aren't hungry begin dabbling in politics and launch WWIII :/

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Granted, but now you've got a nosebleed instead.

I wish it was Wednesday.

 

[Victor S Court]

Granted, but then a war about it soon breaks out in which the USA goes an ruins everything. (Typical USA)

I wish that I was ewiut5r9&&&&&&&

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

A war breaks out because it's wednesday? FINE BY ME.

Also, granted- but you will exist in a dimension outside of our own.

I wish I was pretty.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you will be my boyfriend.

I wish I was looking at the "Creepy Fish, Scared Patient, Mean Dentist, Nice Assistant" Picture.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted.

I wish I was looking at the "Creepy Fish, Scared Patient, Mean Dentist, Nice Assistant" Picture.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but it will give you epilepsy

I wish I could go to a live Welcome to Night Vale reading.