Twist the wish!

[Bcat]

Granted. But you can only create it in a style you loathe.

I wish for an itunes gift card.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but it wouldn't work.

I wish for a one-way ticket to japan.

 

[Hikari]

Granted, but you missed your flight.

I wish I had an orange.

 

[tsantsa]

Granted, But it Corrupts your tbt account

I wish to have good fourtune and nothing bad will ever happen

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you live on Planet Mars by yourself

I wish to have unlimited wishes that come true

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but your 4th wish results in death.

I wish I had invulnerability to tricky wishes.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but your not allowed to be seen by anyone

I wish it was always day time

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but all the nocturnal animals die. And the earth heats up and explodes.

I wish it was snowing right now.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you would be buried with snow as soon as you stand outside.

I wish I could go to Santorini again.

 

[MC4pros]

Granted, but you're plane/vehicle would crash before you could reach your destination.

I wish to be featured in a movie.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

GRANTED BUT IT WWILL EVERYWILL HATES IT.

I wish my nails would stop being so long.

 

[macuppie]

Granted, but your nails are now little stubs.

I wish I would be normal and just normal (completely 100%)

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but you become so normal that you have no personality and live the rest of your life as a cubicle worker.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but they're too small to let you fly.

I wish for rollerblades.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but they're too small to let you fly.

I wish for rollerblades.

Granted, but they have no wheels

I wish i could draw better.

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but you will get popular and the public will never leave you alone.

I wish to have Cheetos right now.

 

[Mayor Lark]

Granted, but they're stale.

I wish I had the entire cardboard set in acnl

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but someone steals it from you through a trade.

I wish I had the original Animal Crossing on gamecube.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but you are not allowed to play any other game ever again.

I wish to become a Mahou Shoujo.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but nobody knows what that is.
I wish I can have all the beautiful flowers all ariubnd me