Twist the wish!

[ellabella12345]

Granted but nobody wants to be your friend.

I wish I could get a tattoo

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but you immediately regret it.
I wish my hair was longer

 

[Bcat]

Granted, but it's your back hair!

I wish for some toast!

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I had brown hair instead of blonde.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but it would cause you massive hair loss

I wish for ramen

 

[Bcat]

granted but it's made of worms.

I wish for some carbs. (dieting sucks man >.<)

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, then eat some... who cares about others

I wish everyone would respect everyone

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but everyone just becomes a carbon copy of Kim Jong Un
I wish my 3DS was red

 

[MC4pros]

Granted, but the red would be your blood
I wish for unlimited copies of ACNL.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted but they would all corrupt within 3 days of playing.

 

[Bcat]

you didn't wish for anything. >.<

I wish I was a cat!

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you didn't have a tail

I wish I was a bunny

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you get eaten by a wild coyote.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish I had access to every movie to watch instantly.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but they were all in a language you don't know.

I wish it was summer

 

[in-a-pickle]

IT IS YOU DING DONG oh wait you live in Australia.

Er....granted, but then you fry up in the Australian heat.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

 

[Twinrova]

Granted, but instead you're intolerant to everything

I wish that I was rich

 

[Blu Rose]

Granted, but, naturally, you go corrupt with greed.

I wish that I could wish.

 

[BerryPop]

Granted, but it would be the opposite of what you said.

I wish I was a superhero with the power to fly and control water and my friends would be superheroes too

 

[Bcat]

granted but you are all killed by your arch nemesis.

I wish for a cardboard box!

 

[Pathetic]

granted, but its a beaten up cardboard box.

i wish i could make music