Twist the wish!

[Jollian]

Granted, but eating would have a reverse effect and your body will wither away into nothingness

I wish I could meet Darren Criss

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but you mess up and seriously offend him & he hates you for it.
I wish my laptop was red

 

[Bcat]

Granted, but it's on fire... literally

I wish for a piece of toast.

 

[Music_123]

granted,but it's has mold
I wish i could draw eyes better

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you lose the ability to draw anything else but eyes :/

I wish I had facial hair actually.

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but it grows an inch a day, never stops, and you can never shave.... ever.

I wish I could dye my hair whenever I wanted, and how ever many times I wanted, while still having it healthy ^.^

 

[CR33P]

granted, but your hair will be so healthy it will explode

i wish i was water

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but I just drank you and now you no longer exist.

I wish I had better cooking skills

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you live your life made of water, until someone drinks you.

I wish I could go shopping without actually trying anything on.

- - - Post Merge - - -

ninja'd

 

[TheCrystalRing]

Granted, but everything you'll buy won't fit you later on.

I wish my allergies would go away.

 

[Bcat]

Granted, but you will loose your sense of smell.

I wish I could fly.

 

[TheCrystalRing]

Granted, but you're also scared of heights.

I wish that mosquitoes didn't exist.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but the bat population dies, and the whole ecosystem collapses because of this selfish wish xD

I wish I had a pet dragon that was nice.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, but it would throw up all over you every second

I wish I had another cat

 

[Bcat]

granted but it will hate your current cat and they fight regularly.

I wish i was a princess!

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you die alone in a castle, with no prince.

I wish I could visit fictional places whenever I wanted.

 

[TheCrystalRing]

Granted, but all the inhabitants of these place will try to murder you.

I wish Tom Nook wasn't so greedy.

 

[Twinrova]

Granted, but his greediness is replaced with murderous rage and you are his first victim.

I wish that I was a deity

 

[Songbird]

Granted, but because you didn't use a different font and make the word "deity" awesome, it only lasts a day.

I wish for my next wish to not be able to get twisted.

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted the next wish will not be twisted but the following wish will be twice as twisted

I wish for a sundae