TWILIGHT BARBIE DOLLS. RLY?

[Callie]

I want to buy the dolls now.


Just so I can rip their heads off, or watch them burn in acid.

Why on earth would you do that!? :O When you can do something so much worse :gyroiddance: . Tie them to a lightning rod in a storm, after that set them on fire. After that run them over with a truck carrying 3 billion elephants. Then rip their heads off and burn them in acid

 

[coffeebean!]

I want to buy the dolls now.


Just so I can rip their heads off, or watch them burn in acid.

Why on earth would you do that!? :O When you can do something so much worse :gyroiddance: . Tie them to a lightning rod in a storm, after that set them on fire. After that run them over with a truck carrying 3 billion elephants. Then rip their heads off and burn them in acid

Eh. Rookie pulls.

I have worse things in mind.

 

[Prof Gallows]

I want to buy the dolls now.


Just so I can rip their heads off, or watch them burn in acid.

Why on earth would you do that!? :O When you can do something so much worse :gyroiddance: . Tie them to a lightning rod in a storm, after that set them on fire. After that run them over with a truck carrying 3 billion elephants. Then rip their heads off and burn them in acid

Eh. Rookie pulls.

I have worse things in mind.

My idea was to eat them, then send back what I had digested and suggest they sell that as it is more valuable.

 

[NikoKing]

Get this, they're collectors items.

Seriously, I don't want to live in a world with sparkling vampires and depressed teenagers anymore.

To even classify Edward as a vampire is a disgrace in itself.

Count Dracula or Nosferatu would probably kick Edward's ass.

 

[«Jack»]

Get this, they're collectors items.

Seriously, I don't want to live in a world with sparkling vampires and depressed teenagers anymore.

To even classify Edward as a vampire is a disgrace in itself.

Count Dracula or Nosferatu would kick Edward's ass.

Fixed.