Top Five Ways Nintendo Ruined Mario

[Snoopdogga]

http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/gallerie...d-mario/?page=1

What was Nintendo thinking?

 

[Micah]

#5 All in One-Alright, I'll give them the fact it has been overused in the past. Mario DDR? There have been some gems like Mario Tennis and Mario Kart. I wouldn't consider this ruining Mario.

#4 He can't hold on to his woman-What would a Mario game be without Peach? The plumber's not a whipped chump, it just goes to prove he's man enough to keep going back after his lady. This fault's on Peach's behalf, not Mario's.

#3 He dresses up like a Bee-WTH? They called the Tanooki and Frog suits 'cute' but the Bee Suit creepy? Who's writing this? The Bee and Boo Suits offer some amazing platforming. They don't like his spin-offs but now they critizice his best adventure yet.

#2 Mario Shafts Luigi-They say Luigi has never gotten his due. This guy has a huge fanbase not to mention his own game in which he rescues Mario (another criticism of theirs). Then they take a shot at Professor Layton and the Curious Village. Cold.

#1 They Gave him a Voice-This one really ticks me off. Sure, Mario's voice has gotten higher over the years, but insulting the one thing they don't like about other Nintendo games? It seems this article was written because they had spare time on their hands. Who insults Mario? Only the bored.

 

[Furry Sparks]

Could they at least have put it all on one page?

 

[Kyle]

Now these guys are speakin' my language. 4, 2 and 1 are ones I definately agree on.

 

[dragonflamez]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

 

[Snoopdogga]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

Bower? I think she likes Toad.


:wub:
Then again, who doesn't like Toad?

 

[dragonflamez]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

Bower? I think she likes Toad.


:wub:
Then again, who doesn't like Toad?

Oh yeah, Peach really likes Toad.

She only keeps them around because they're Bowser's favorite snack.

 

[Snoopdogga]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

Bower? I think she likes Toad.


:wub:
Then again, who doesn't like Toad?

Oh yeah, Peach really likes Toad.

She only keeps them around because they're Bowser's favorite snack.

How unfortunate.



:'(
Well, she might like Luigi.

 

[dragonflamez]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

Bower? I think she likes Toad.


:wub:
Then again, who doesn't like Toad?

Oh yeah, Peach really likes Toad.

She only keeps them around because they're Bowser's favorite snack.

How unfortunate.



:'(
Well, she might like Luigi.

I don't think Peach and Luigi have even met.

 

[Snoopdogga]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

Bower? I think she likes Toad.


:wub:
Then again, who doesn't like Toad?

Oh yeah, Peach really likes Toad.

She only keeps them around because they're Bowser's favorite snack.

How unfortunate.



:'(
Well, she might like Luigi.

I don't think Peach and Luigi have even met.

Yes they have. They met in numerous Mario games such as Mario Kart DS and Mario Tennis.

 

[Kyle]

Mario is the stoner.
Luigi is the pimp.


Perfect fit to be brothers.

 

[Micah]

I agree on every point, except 4.
Peach has the hots for Bowser. Sorry Mario, nothing you can do about that.

Bower? I think she likes Toad.


:wub:
Then again, who doesn't like Toad?

Oh yeah, Peach really likes Toad.

She only keeps them around because they're Bowser's favorite snack.

How unfortunate.



:'(
Well, she might like Luigi.

I don't think Peach and Luigi have even met.

Yes they have. They met in numerous Mario games such as Mario Kart DS and Mario Tennis.

Super Paper Mario.
Super Mario 64 DS
Numerous other important Mario games...

 

[Mino]

AOL is news for idiots. Including their video game news.

 

[Kyle]

AOL is news for idiots. Including their video game news.

I didn't know AOL still existed?

 

[Sizzler_Puddle]

Luigi and Daisy should get together



Then finally Mario would be worse than Luigi. That's why I didn't think #4 was bad

 

[Tennis=Life]

#5 All in One-Alright, I'll give them the fact it has been overused in the past. Mario DDR? There have been some gems like Mario Tennis and Mario Kart. I wouldn't consider this ruining Mario.
I agree

#4 He can't hold on to his woman-What would a Mario game be without Peach? The plumber's not a whipped chump, it just goes to prove he's man enough to keep going back after his lady. This fault's on Peach's behalf, not Mario's.
I agree once again

#3 He dresses up like a Bee-WTH? They called the Tanooki and Frog suits 'cute' but the Bee Suit creepy? Who's writing this? The Bee and Boo Suits offer some amazing platforming. They don't like his spin-offs but now they critizice his best adventure yet.

Umm, yeah being a bee and a boo was really not necessary. The tanooki was awesome, frog I guess it's cool, but the bee...is Nintendo trying to appeal it's game to 6 year olds? That's the only way I think Nintendo thinks they can make money, since Microsoft and Sony has everyone else hooked (besides the 80 year olds). So they try and appeal to the little kids with stuff like bees.

#2 Mario Shafts Luigi-They say Luigi has never gotten his due. This guy has a huge fanbase not to mention his own game in which he rescues Mario (another criticism of theirs). Then they take a shot at Professor Layton and the Curious Village. Cold.
Luigi is definetely underused. Huge fanbase, oh come on. Mario has 50 games (not complaining) and Luigi has 1?

#1 They Gave him a Voice-This one really ticks me off. Sure, Mario's voice has gotten higher over the years, but insulting the one thing they don't like about other Nintendo games? It seems this article was written because they had spare time on their hands. Who insults Mario? Only the bored.

I'm not sure, because I do agree with them about the imaginitive Italian voice and now this annoying guy comes. But it's not that much of a problem.