Today is a very special day...

[Jake]

http://www.youtube.com/v/CQJaZO2nfGg&feature=relatedg&autoplay=1&loop=1

Fellow Ozians, this day, one year ago, on December 1st 2009 (Yes I know in America it's November 30 but stuff you I'm sorry forgive me I love America). On this day one year ago I was hit by a bizzare and unexpected twister of fate. We are gathered here today in commemoration of the one year anniversary of me seeing Wicked: The Musical.

I hope you have a minute silence to remember this special event.
Now;

<big><big><big><big>FELLOW OZIANS, FRIENDS, WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH A FRIGHTENING TIME. THERE WILL BE OTHER TIMES AND OTHER THINGS THAT WILL FRIGHTEN US. BUT IT YOU LET ME, I'D LIKE TO TRY TO HELP. I'D LIKE TO TRY TO BE... GLINDA THE GOOD</big></big></big></big>

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

No.

 

[Jake]

Why are people so unkind ):

 

[KoolKitteh]

Wow you must be Defying Gravity

 

[Jake]

No, that is Elphaba's job. But she died ):

 

[Lobo]

It's also my dog's first birthday...

 

[Mr. L]

No, just no.

 

[muffun]

But you're a dude.

 

[Jake]

But you're a dude.

But I wanna be Glinda The Good

 

[Josh]

But you're a dude.

But I wanna be Glinda The Good

Have you brushed your teeth?

 

[Jake]

3 Times to day in fact

 

[muffun]

But you're a dude.

But I wanna be Glinda The Good

That'll require a lot of surgery I reckon.

 

[Bacon Boy]

3 Times to day in fact

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner?

 

[Jake]

But you're a dude.

But I wanna be Glinda The Good

That'll require a lot of surgery I reckon.

*cries*

 

[Bacon Boy]

But you're a dude.

But I wanna be Glinda The Good

That'll require a lot of surgery I reckon.

*cries*

Aren't you Jake the Lesbian?

 

[Jake]

3 Times to day in fact

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner?

It's 10:10am... I woke up at 8:30am

 

[Jake]

Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

That'll require a lot of surgery I reckon.

*cries*

Aren't you Jake the Lesbian?

Only if you want me to be

 

[Bacon Boy]

Quoting limited to 4 levels deep

*cries*

Aren't you Jake the Lesbian?

Only if you want me to be

Depends on the day. I'm busy most of the days of the week.

 

[Jake]

But I don't wanna be a lesbian anymore ):
I WANT TO BE GLINDA THE GOOD!!

 

[[Nook]]

But I don't wanna be a lesbian anymore ):
I WANT TO BE GLINDA THE GOOD!!

Or Glinda the Lesbian.