My past history with cats is quite dodgy. I...
This is a disturbing secret, but when i was 3, a kitten (which was the kitten of one of my mums cats, as the cat got pregnant about a week before neutering was supposed to happen) climbed onto me. I wanted it off, so i shaked a bit but he stayed on. The kitten jumped off while i was getting up to get my mum and fell.
The kitten died.
Needless to say i am more careful with animals, and will never kill one again (although this was unintentional, so i didnt get in trouble. Plus i was 3, so not much could be done). My mum has 2 cats, and while one of them is awesome,

The cat in question^
One was an absolute (censored) when i was a kid

Cat in question^
While i love it now as its not as mean as it used to be, it will scratch you if you put your hand anywhere near its stomach or leg or tail. It likes being pet on the head, but scratches you otherwise. Ironically, the only time it wanted attention (rubbing on me and clambering over me) was when i was doing something for my little brother. When i was younger, if you walked past it, it would attack you violently.
Another animal i had a love hate relationship with... (not a cat)

This fellow^
I saw this rooster hatch, and he was cute when he was younger. As he grew older, he became more territorial and if i tried to feed any other chickens, he would try to attack me. Used to hate him for that. Turns out it was because he couldnt get in the other coop (because he was too big and we didnt want any more chicks. He was an egg mum bought from a chicken place, and her only rooster.) and the basic city noises. He now lives on a farm, where he is much happier. His sister, who is a day older than him (the chicken in my signature wearing a jacket) still lives here.
I dont live with any of these animals though. Mother lives in england, while im up here in scotland. No animals in this house.
This is a disturbing secret, but when i was 3, a kitten (which was the kitten of one of my mums cats, as the cat got pregnant about a week before neutering was supposed to happen) climbed onto me. I wanted it off, so i shaked a bit but he stayed on. The kitten jumped off while i was getting up to get my mum and fell.
The kitten died.
Needless to say i am more careful with animals, and will never kill one again (although this was unintentional, so i didnt get in trouble. Plus i was 3, so not much could be done). My mum has 2 cats, and while one of them is awesome,

The cat in question^
One was an absolute (censored) when i was a kid

Cat in question^
While i love it now as its not as mean as it used to be, it will scratch you if you put your hand anywhere near its stomach or leg or tail. It likes being pet on the head, but scratches you otherwise. Ironically, the only time it wanted attention (rubbing on me and clambering over me) was when i was doing something for my little brother. When i was younger, if you walked past it, it would attack you violently.
Another animal i had a love hate relationship with... (not a cat)

This fellow^
I saw this rooster hatch, and he was cute when he was younger. As he grew older, he became more territorial and if i tried to feed any other chickens, he would try to attack me. Used to hate him for that. Turns out it was because he couldnt get in the other coop (because he was too big and we didnt want any more chicks. He was an egg mum bought from a chicken place, and her only rooster.) and the basic city noises. He now lives on a farm, where he is much happier. His sister, who is a day older than him (the chicken in my signature wearing a jacket) still lives here.
I dont live with any of these animals though. Mother lives in england, while im up here in scotland. No animals in this house.