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This or That?

sitting next to fran drescher lol she seems fun

it's a kind of cracker made from rice puffs with taste added on it lol

eat a leather belt together with hay and hot dog water or sit naked at a fancy dinner
 
sitting next to fran drescher lol she seems fun

it's a kind of cracker made from rice puffs with taste added on it lol

eat a leather belt together with hay and hot dog water or sit naked at a fancy dinner

Sit naked at a fancy dinner. Leather belts are too gamey.

Get strip-searched by a TSA agent, or attempt a civilized conversation with Alec Baldwin?
 
idk who that is but i'll go second option

die in a fire or drown

WHAT? You don't know who Alec Baldwin is? What about the Baldwin brothers? I am in disbelief. IMDB

I would rather drown, although both would be pretty much equally awful.

Have a Superman Emblem stapled (industrially) to your chest, or spending an evening trapped in the air, in a hot air balloon.
 
WHAT? You don't know who Alec Baldwin is? What about the Baldwin brothers? I am in disbelief. IMDB

I would rather drown, although both would be pretty much equally awful.

Have a Superman Emblem stapled (industrially) to your chest, or spending an evening trapped in the air, in a hot air balloon.

Spending the evening in the hot air balloon.

Would you rather your socks be wet for a whole day or a rock getting trapped into your shoes for a whole day?
 
rock. I can live with that but the sloshy feeling... *shudders*

Goofy or Donald?
 
donald

eat your own pee for breakfast or listen to the gerogerigegege's discography without breaks?
 
Marshall. At least I can tolerate him. Barold is NO.

Lily or Aurora?
 
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