This is hilarious.

Fabioisonfire

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Alright, so, if you know me, you know that I hate Asian food. It makes me sick. But anyway, my mother and my little sister bought it tonight, and they brought home fortune cookies. I randomly grabbed one and this is what it said.

FORTUNE COOKIES DON'T LIE.
 
To make it more hilarious, whenever you get a fortune in a fortune cookie, add the phrase "in bed" for maximum laughs.
 
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