Things villagers do that make you salty

I was really happy Samson was finally leaving my town; I sent him to the void and was satisfied.
Thought to myself it was all over.
What a surprise, in my other town, guess who arrives as new villager? Samson. :mad:
 
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I want to rage so badly when a villager I really dislike says they are going to move, then when I am like "Bye, Felicia" they decide to stay for 900 more years. ~.~
 
Not a villager, but... The wonderful Pokemanz finished my sig (and it's EXCELLENT), complete with all my updated town info.

So I was like "Sure let's update my dream so my town is fresh for viewing too!"

Dreamlady decides it's the PERFECT time to completely change the address.

Ugh
 
When Rolf and Pietro were talking, and Pietro picked up on Rolf's phrase...

I liked honk honk! Next time Pietro wants a phrase change, I'm changing it back to honk honk.
 
Marshal kept selling fake art pieces to me :c
And his asking prices aren't cheap either,
he asks for 7k for one painting,
I don't really mind much if it's real,
but why do you have to keep selling fake ones to me Marshal :c

~♚Vickie
I probably laughed way harder than i should've after reading this aha. He just moved into my town, so thanks for the warning.
 
I'm trying to give Flo the sleek set (at least, as many pieces of furniture as I can), but she just keeps on replacing over and over again the same item which is standing on the same spot as the one she replaces it with, lol. I'm sending her threatening letters but she won't do it. :(
 
First of all, DIANA.
she literally pinged me 3 times in the course of 10 minutes and unloaded (pretty decent!) gifts to me, then later on after i declined catching her a bug, she pinged me to move an hour later -_- spoiled much? Not to mention almost EVERY single time i mail her furniture (mermaid and princess) I never see her put it out! Idk if she sells it to others or whatever but she never displays anything i send her :(

- - - Post Merge - - -

Also one time this girl Everette from Verona or something came to my town, she was the first person who ever talked to any of my villagers besides myself, ALL of my villagers kept asking me to invite her over and still do 7 freaking months later. -_-
 
-When they ask to trade your stuff for their crappy shirts (looking at you julian)
-When they sell you fake paintings
-The normal villagers' quizzes
-Villagers repeating the same dialogue over and over and over...
-Villagers that sell me crap I don't want at high prices
-When villagers I love ask to leave multiple times <\3
 
1 - Rudy wanted me to replace his paintset so I got him a cute pop-up book. He then immediately replaced it with a Blue Dharma and then A MOLE CRICKET!! He won't take that dumb thing out his house either!!

2 - Muffy sells her bed to Re-Tail. Me being a cool mayor buys it back and sends it to her with a nice note, she puts it back when evening mail comes. Why do I walk into Re-Tail like a day or two later and see it again? She kept it for good now lol

Speaking of Muffy shes one of my original 9 and she has NEVER given me her picture. I started my town in September 2015. Meanwhile Coco apart of my original 5 has given me hers a whopping 5+ times. I do everything for Muffy and only reason I have it is April Fools. She also always wants to leave :(
 
Listen Bud, I love you buddy, but you gotta change your clothes. That plain white dress shirt does not flatter a cool dude like you. -sigh- The quest to get him to change his clothes has been maddening. He just wont do it! Thank goodness I discovered that you could prevent villagers from purchasing those display designs by replacing them with umbrellas!

Penelope also tried to give me the nickname "Sugar L" today. Heck. NO. I felt bad saying no to her, but no way was I gonna risk that horrible name for me spreading from villager to villager.
 
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It was Agnes for me, she moved into my town randomly so I didn't know I needed to plot reset, and where she decided to place her house simultaneously got rid of my only special stump pattern, a bunch of hybrids including two special red roses where I was trying to breed blue roses and blocked the view of the ocean from my house. And then when she finally decided to move and I said yes to her leaving, she took offence and decided to stay.
 
When I took a purple flower out of my pink flower patches. :( Shep (when I still had him) placed a red flower right next to them after I was done cleaning up... Why villagers why? D: I will plant my own flowers! ...Oh well x3
 
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My recent annoyance was Apollo. He changed into this derpy funky dot tee and it looked horrible. I sent him tons of shirts and talked him into the "I'm thinking" mode several times before he changed into a wrap shirt (and then a really cool black letter jacket the next day) so we're on good terms again.

Other then that, having villagers ping me asking for some bug or fish that is impossible to get at that time of day/year. And then after going through great lengths and creepy people on Tortimer Island to get said bug, reward me with a traffic cone. (I'm looking at you, Jacques...)

I've gotten to the point were if a villager asks for a fish or a bug, I turn them down. All it does is stick an ugly box/tank that you can barely see the critter inside in their house, and I've been playing long enough that I don't need the items that much.
 
My dearest Ava; shes gotten on my nerves quite a few times. I refurbished a Papa bear with the leopard print and sent it to her because I thought it would look adorable in her house...found it in retail a few days later. I also sent her an orange rose for the same reason and she keeps asking me to give her furniture to replace it. Sigh :/ gosh Ava sorry I want your house to look extra cute lol
 
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