The "You're Banned" Game

[Chimera]

Banned for having cognizance on what is adorable.

 

[Callie]

Banned because I just realized that cat planet has a bunch of random squares on it.

 

[Chimera]

Banned for not noticing that the squares make a cat face.

 

[MasterC]

Banned because I hadn't posted in this thread for a while.

 

[Callie]

Banned for being lazy.

 

[Chimera]

Banned for pointing out the trespasser's flaw.

 

[Callie]

Banned because constructive criticism is a good thing.

 

[twinkinator]

Banned because its not always good...

 

[Callie]

Banned because as long as constructive is in front of it, it is good.

 

[Chimera]

Banned because castigating would be what is not always good.

 

[Callie]

Banned because I don't know what you're talking about. Castigating people is my favorite past time! But of course, I do it constructively, so it makes it okay.

 

[Chimera]

Banned because assuming constructive is a positive term, and castigate is a negative term, that would make your phrase an oxymoron.

 

[Callie]

Banned because oxymorons are the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[MasterC]

Banned for reaching Page 728 in this thread.

 

[Callie]

Banned because you helped accomplish this.

 

[Chimera]

Banned for increasing the size of this page.

 

[Yokie]

Banned for banning.

 

[Callie]

Banned for polar bears drinking coke.

 

[Chimera]

Banned for banning.

Banned for using the same stale, overused, trite, cliche, platitudinous, cop-out reason to ban someone on this thread.

@Callie Banned for assuming that stuff is coke.

 

[Callie]

Banned because I don't have a strong enough microscope to read the label.