The "You're Banned" Game

[Bruscoe]

Banned for showing off the user title color “collectable” in your lineup.

 

[VulpineVengeance]

Banned because I didn't know how to remove it.

 

[Yoshi155]

Banned because Yoshi probably makes up like 5% of all the profile pictures I’ve ever used on this site.

 

[VulpineVengeance]

Banned for not being a sigma

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Banned for using gen alpha slang

 

[Yoshi155]

Banned because my eyes will suffer permanent damage if I roll them any farther after what you just said.

Damn, ninja’d. Banned for responding first.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Banned for being too slow to post

 

[CoolJhon Benry Adams]

Banned for being too fast to post (11,082, wow!!)

 

[lasagne_of_death]

Banned for posting in such quick succession

 

[CoolJhon Benry Adams]

Banned for hiding in my wardrobe

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Banned because huh??

 

[lasagne_of_death]

Banned because I have rights as a wardrobe squatter

 

[CoolJhon Benry Adams]

Banned for squatting in a wardrobe (kinda weird)

 

[lasagne_of_death]

Banned because I don't think you got what I meant by squatter

 

[CoolJhon Benry Adams]

Banned for being right

 

[VulpineVengeance]

Banned for breathing

 

[CoolJhon Benry Adams]

Banned for bring a hypocrite because I know you breathe too

 

[VulpineVengeance]

Banned for assuming I breathe. I am an immortal eternal god who is above all you humans.

 

[CoolJhon Benry Adams]

Banned for assuming I breathe. I am an immortal eternal god who is above all you humans.

Banned for being racist towards humans

 

[Cetoddle769]

Banned for giving someone lemon juice and telling them it was soda.
(The kid: "Yum! Soda! Thanks!" *Takes a sip.* BELCH. "You monster!")