The Wrong Answer Game

[Byngo]

Something you stare at.

Why have I spent 500+ hours on AC:NL?

 

[SecondSider]

By going to the toilet.

What are politics?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

When people eat pie and bake it.

What is the answer to life?

 

[Nyanako]

When it's the right time to answer a question with another question, yes?
Is the universe pudding?

 

[ChibiSylph]

No it's Jello.
Why do ppl hate witches?

 

[MyLifeIsCake]

They taste gross on pizza.

If the moon were made of ribs, would you eat the moon?

 

[ChibiSylph]

Yes, with barbecue sauce.
Why are the cops after me?

 

[Byngo]

Because you stole the secret barbecue sauce recipe.

Why can't I fly?

 

[BungoTheElf]

Because you have wings.

What is purple?

 

[ChibiSylph]

A muffin with powdered blood.
Is the glass half full?

 

[SecondSider]

With bricks? Then yes!

What do you plant in a field?

 

[ChibiSylph]

Land Mines, and dead bodies...
Why are buses unstoppable?

 

[LemyLekySama]

Because they're driven by Angels.
How far is it from Earth to Venus?

 

[unravel]

999999999999999 million kilometers

What is 1 + 1=??? THIS IS EZ XD

 

[rubyy]

11

What is the sun for?

 

[Byngo]

It heats our souls

Why can't I be taller?

 

[rubyy]

Because in the future you're gonna be in a Alice In Wonderland scenario but there's no more of that biscuit/drink that makes you smaller so god made you short so you will survive.



Why do I sleep?

 

[unravel]

To scare people
Why do we need to drink milk?

 

[Farobi]

Because it lets us get amnesia.

What is a Marshal?

 

[Unidentified Floor Orange]

It's a marshmallow that's trying to imitate a squirrel. Because marshmallows are delicious, but squirrels are too cute to eat. And it just wants to LIVE!

Forgot to ask a question *doh*

Why do aliens make their spaceships look like frisbees?