The Wrong Answer Game

[kittenrobotarmy]

Some math homework forbade us to without answering all the math problems that ever existed.

Why is a square square?

 

[ChibiSylph]

Because you're far to fat, and it's has to be square to flip away from you faster.
Why do ppl shave?

 

[Byngo]

Because hair = evil

Why am I upside down?

 

[ChibiSylph]

Because you played GTA 5
Why is the world round?

 

[Byngo]

Because a square is square

Why am I so bored today?

 

[SecondSider]

Cheese.

Why is cheese just as good as any other answer?

 

[dollydaydream]

because toast
My what brings all the boys to the yard?

 

[Byngo]

My sundae

What scares all the boys from the yard?

 

[ChibiSylph]

Pineapple Stew.
Why is O'hare so cute?

 

[unravel]

Use your common sense

When did I join in Bell Tree Forums?

 

[jasonorland88]

Why play games on Xbox ?

My net is not working

 

[Halo3Hunter113]

Because my toaster broke.
Why do we walk?

 

[ShinyYoshi]

No one walks anymore...

Why does the ocean have waves?

 

[cannedcommunism]

It's a continent.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[ForgottenT]

Because there?s a giant mirror around earth, and it reflects the sea.

Where does Humans come from?

 

[cannedcommunism]

Mysterious submarines from the great lakes.

What are your plans for Global Warming?

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Become an Olympic swimmer.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

 

[cannedcommunism]

Mars.

How does mold form?

 

[Halo3Hunter113]

By eating your phone.
Why are rocks hard?

 

[unravel]

Because is crispy
What is the meaning of life