The Twilight Zone
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you are about to enter a zone where reality is nothing like it seems,
and you worst nightmares may happen.
I don't think thats how it goes but it is ok.
Have you seen the spoof on futurama called the Scary Door?
they had 2 of those. One was a guy who was the last man a live, and all he wants to do is read his books but he drops his glasses, screams noooooooo, then says he can still read the large print books, and then his eyes fall out again he shouts nooooo but then says it is a good thing he can read brail so of coarse his hands fall off, and then he just falls apart.
the other one was my favorite.It is a guy who turns around and finds a slot machine, he pulls the lever and wins, he says "a casino where I win, I must be in heaven!"
pulls the lever agaiin and wins, then says "a casino where I always win, that's boring I must really be in h311!"Then another guy out of no where says, your not in heaven or heck, you're on an airplane!" TYhe 1st guy looks out the window sees a gremlin and says, "There's something on the wing!", the 2nd guy says, "why should I believe you?! you're hitler!" and he holds a mirror to him, it ends with the 1st guy screaming nooooo!!!
and you worst nightmares may happen.
I don't think thats how it goes but it is ok.
Have you seen the spoof on futurama called the Scary Door?
they had 2 of those. One was a guy who was the last man a live, and all he wants to do is read his books but he drops his glasses, screams noooooooo, then says he can still read the large print books, and then his eyes fall out again he shouts nooooo but then says it is a good thing he can read brail so of coarse his hands fall off, and then he just falls apart.
the other one was my favorite.It is a guy who turns around and finds a slot machine, he pulls the lever and wins, he says "a casino where I win, I must be in heaven!"
pulls the lever agaiin and wins, then says "a casino where I always win, that's boring I must really be in h311!"Then another guy out of no where says, your not in heaven or heck, you're on an airplane!" TYhe 1st guy looks out the window sees a gremlin and says, "There's something on the wing!", the 2nd guy says, "why should I believe you?! you're hitler!" and he holds a mirror to him, it ends with the 1st guy screaming nooooo!!!
Those are pretty good, the black & white ones. I saw the one with the glasses. It goes like this:
There is this guy that likes to read. Well he wants peace and quiet for his books to read. So he goes in a safe that can outstand any bombs and he reads insside of it. He grabs the newspaper and it says on headlines that there was a bomb invented to end the world. Well just after reading that, 'BOOM!'. Theres a big explosion and he gets out of the safe, and the world was destroyed. He was the last man alive. He started weeping of house his like would be miserable. Then he finds all this food and he thinks he will be able to survive for years. He decides its not worth it and he finds a gun, and he holds it up to himelf and says 'I hope God can forgive me, but he will understand because of this loneliness...'. But just then, he finds all these books. He stacks them up to piles and he catogorizes them for years that he reads. He opens one up, and he sees somthing. He bends down to grab it and CRACK! His glasses break! Then he said 'But... thats no fair! I had time! There was time.....!' He cries....
There was a spoof on this too on Family Guy when Peter drinks a lot of beer and he kills all his brain cells then theres only one left. He says 'Their all gone! They are all gone!!!'. Then he reads then casually, his glasses break.
Glasses suck!
There is this guy that likes to read. Well he wants peace and quiet for his books to read. So he goes in a safe that can outstand any bombs and he reads insside of it. He grabs the newspaper and it says on headlines that there was a bomb invented to end the world. Well just after reading that, 'BOOM!'. Theres a big explosion and he gets out of the safe, and the world was destroyed. He was the last man alive. He started weeping of house his like would be miserable. Then he finds all this food and he thinks he will be able to survive for years. He decides its not worth it and he finds a gun, and he holds it up to himelf and says 'I hope God can forgive me, but he will understand because of this loneliness...'. But just then, he finds all these books. He stacks them up to piles and he catogorizes them for years that he reads. He opens one up, and he sees somthing. He bends down to grab it and CRACK! His glasses break! Then he said 'But... thats no fair! I had time! There was time.....!' He cries....
There was a spoof on this too on Family Guy when Peter drinks a lot of beer and he kills all his brain cells then theres only one left. He says 'Their all gone! They are all gone!!!'. Then he reads then casually, his glasses break.
Glasses suck!
Thats right that is how it went on the futurama spoof except then his eyes and hands fall off.
My favorite twilight zone might be the one with the gremlin though because no one believes him and it is destroying the wing.
what find odd is how he steals the gun from the cop on the plane, like no one would notice that...
My favorite twilight zone might be the one with the gremlin though because no one believes him and it is destroying the wing.
what find odd is how he steals the gun from the cop on the plane, like no one would notice that...
Tennis=Life
Senior Member
, I haven't watch that show for like a year 
It is a really cool/weird show . Once we watched it at school, because we read a twilight zone book, in one of the text books .let me guess "The monster are due on Maple street"PKMNMasterSamus said:
Tennis=Life
Senior Member
Yeah, LOL!
Furry Sparks
Senior Member
teh omg we read that too XDLone_Wolf said:let me guess "The monster are due on Maple street"PKMNMasterSamus said:
Tennis=Life
Senior Member
Teh OMG, it must be like a requirement, 7th grade reading - Must read that one maple street twilight zone story
tomnookisevil
Senior Member
twilight zone? TWILIGHT ZONE!? THAT IS ONLY THE BEST SHOW EVER! if only it was still on. i went to my grandma's one time and she had a whole collection of twilight zone dvd's. lets see...9 dvds times four or five episodes a disc...thats around 40 episodes i watched. those shows are so awesome. i haven't seens the new ones, but they are DEFINITELY not as good as the old ones. i love the one where the aliens come and say "oh, we can end all your wars and end world hunger!" and they do it, surpsrisingly. however, one of them left a book on a table, and it had strange letters on it. after a while, the code breakers deciphered it. it said "To Serve Man". they thoguht, "oh this is prety cool". now its a year after they came and the world is perfect. they're bringing people back to their home planet for vacation. the main character is actually going on one of their spaceships for his own vacation, when one of the code breakers runs up to him.
"david! dont get on that ship! we deciphered the rest of the book! 'to serve man'-ITS A COOK BOOK!" with a horrified look, the character tries to get away, but the alien man grabs him and shoves him onto the spaceship.
there are so many others, but that is the one i tell people about most. probably because of that scene in madagascar with the lemurs freaking out.
"david! dont get on that ship! we deciphered the rest of the book! 'to serve man'-ITS A COOK BOOK!" with a horrified look, the character tries to get away, but the alien man grabs him and shoves him onto the spaceship.
there are so many others, but that is the one i tell people about most. probably because of that scene in madagascar with the lemurs freaking out.
Smart_Tech_Dragon_15
Retired Staff
Nope, I went through that grade without even knowing about it.PKMNMasterSamus said:Teh OMG, it must be like a requirement, 7th grade reading - Must read that one maple street twilight zone story
Speaking of TZ, I've seen it before. Although only a few, the one I liked best was "The Hitchhiker". That was good. :yes: Oh, and yes, I've only seen the old, black-and-white versions. I had no idea there were new versions.
Tennis=Life
Senior Member
B and W > new onesSmart_Tech_Dragon_15 said:Nope, I went through that grade without even knowing about it.PKMNMasterSamus said:Teh OMG, it must be like a requirement, 7th grade reading - Must read that one maple street twilight zone story
Speaking of TZ, I've seen it before. Although only a few, the one I liked best was "The Hitchhiker". That was good. :yes: Oh, and yes, I've only seen the old, black-and-white versions. I had no idea there were new versions.
The old ones are waaaaaaay better.
