The Person Above Rolled a One

[Psydye]

The wish doesn't come true.

I try to improve my drawing skills but roll a 1.

 

[tessa grace]

Instead your colored pencils all break and the sharpener is missing

I try to sleep but roll a 1

 

[hauntedhead]

you can’t sleep, there are monsters nearby.

i try to play animal crossing, but i roll a one

 

[```]

Your Animal Crossing game no longer works, and you resort to interacting with real animals outside in hopes of befriending them.

I try to cook a five-star course meal, but I roll a one.

 

[Psydye]

The meal ends up so bad Gordan Ramsay scolds you w/ savage, witty one-liners.

I try to home brew some beer but roll a 1.

 

[tessa grace]

Instead you brew a potion.

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I try to finish my math but roll a one

 

[.: Meri :.]

You accidentally finish someone else's math entirely, but none of your own.

I try to tie a bow, but roll a one.

 

[Biyaya]

As you begin singing about bunny ears, you trail off in uncertain humming, winding the ribbon around your fingers repeatedly until you realize they're purpling inside a knot you can't break free from.

I decide to watch a Disney movie, but I roll a one.

 

[-Blue-]

You end up watching Planes.

I try to save Earth from an evil alien race, but roll a 1

 

[Psydye]

You fail miserably and are now a slave to them along w/ everyone else.

I try to watch all seasons of Cowboy Bebop but roll a 1.

 

[ManzarekMorrison]

You end up getting viciously angry at everything in the show for no reason.

I try to get more into metal but roll a 1

 

[Psydye]

You get more into only the most generic, poppiest of glam and nu metal instead.

I try to complete a Pokedex but roll a 1.

 

[heckin heck]

your sibling and/or cousin walks in, log on, and deletes all your save data

I try not to commit a murder and roll a one

 

[Psydye]

You become a serial killer who can't satiate their lust for blood.

I try to start eating healthier but roll a 1.

 

[.: Meri :.]

You discover and become obsessed with an obscure fad diet suggesting that ideal nutrition consists of gasoline and paint chips.

I try to dust my room, but roll a 1.

 

[tessa grace]

You manage to leave your window open for a century, leaving everything behind in a thick blanket of dust

I try to play with my dog but roll a one

 

[Mr_Keroppi]

Your dog is very sleepy and does not want to play

I try to make some carrot soup but roll a one

 

[-Blue-]

You end up making radish and turnip soup, as the store was fresh out of carrots.

I try to open the door, but roll a one.

 

[Clock]

The door is stuck

I look at a window, but i rolled a one

 

[Ananas Dragon]

The sky turns red and everything is on fire outside.

I cook an egg, but I roll a 1