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The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.
I gave Joey a comedian's outfit for his birthday so he could fulfill his lifelong dream of being the first duck stand-up comedian.Here's some of his schtick:
"Hey,I just flew in from the coast and boy,are my wings tired!Whadda ya get when a duck bends over?A buttquack!Hey,you wearin' duck pants?'Cause I can see your quack!Yo,I ordered 50 scotch on the rocks at the bar the other day and the bartender asked me "How ya gonna pay for these drinks?" and I said,"Just put it on my bill!"!I got a million of 'em..............!"
Yeah,he ain't exactly Rodney Dangerfield.
Don't say that too loudly,pal.You might set off an anti-Marshal backlash.Ooops.....too late.....
When the day is done
Down to earth then sinks the sun,
Along with everything that was lost and won
When the day is done