I gave Joey a comedian's outfit for his birthday so he could fulfill his lifelong dream of being the first duck stand-up comedian.Here's some of his schtick:
"Hey,I just flew in from the coast and boy,are my wings tired!Whadda ya get when a duck bends over?A buttquack!Hey,you wearin' duck pants?'Cause I can see your quack!Yo,I ordered 50 scotch on the rocks at the bar the other day and the bartender asked me "How ya gonna pay for these drinks?" and I said,"Just put it on my bill!"!I got a million of 'em..............!"
Yeah,he ain't exactly Rodney Dangerfield.
Don't say that too loudly,pal.You might set off an anti-Marshal backlash.Ooops.....too late.....
When the day is done
Down to earth then sinks the sun,
Along with everything that was lost and won
When the day is done