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You find a job
your now not poor
you get fired and become a squid hunter, but fall in love with it and get married
you love the Giant Squid you married
The Giant squid gets angry at you for a specific reason.
You now got inked and kicked out.
When you walk around you leave a trail of ink.
You now are a pen.
You get struck by lightning
You are now a shock pen (like that fake gum that shocks you, but with a pen).
You lose your batteries
You are now a normal pen(Yah know, like a pencil? But with ink.)
You lose your ink as well
Now you are a fancy looking stick
you get broken
your now a broken stick
you get fixed, you are now a working top quality ball point pen
you get sold at a dollar shop, you are now cheap
You get lost in a dumpster
you are now garbage
you found Zoidberg and are digested and you eat him
you are now a Metroid
You crash into a foreign planet
You are now an alien
You drink a magic potion
you are now a dog
you eat some phosphorus
you are now a glowing dog
you are walking in the dark
you are now a dog that makes light
You are in a spaceship to the sun.
You are now a HOTDOG!
( ◠‿◠)♫・*:.。
Your spaceship crashes into the sun
You are now ash.
but you catched a pikachu
you are now ash catchum
ketchum*
you beat the Pokemon league
you are now a pokemon master