The Case of the Burnt Garlic Bread

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Okay fellow TBTers have I got quite a story.

Around 6 o'clock today the fire alarm went off in my dorm and we could smell something burning as we left the building. After not too long we were let back into the building where I learned that one of the people on my floor of whom I know well and am fairly friendly towards burnt her garlic bread in the community kitchen. Curious, I went in there and saw the bread sitting above the oven, charred beyond recognition.

Now, not many people know this about me, but I LOVE burnt bread. Like totally black and all. I dont eat it ever though, cause it would (as it did) set the fire alarm off and make the entire building smell. So I'm sitting here, looking at this bread, and I'm all:

"Nobodys gonna want this. It'll probably go in the trash."

So I look left, look right, then grab one of the halves and make my way towards my room. Only one problem: There's a community room on the way to my dorm and one of the other people that I am fairly friendly with on the floor sees me walking off with this giant piece of charcoal.

He stops me, laughing at my antics and asks if I talked to the original bread owner about it. I tell him my justification, and he calls the girl (which tbh I would've done if I had her #). He then asks her if I can have the bread and after what seems like some commotion on the other end, she says yes.

So now I wanna hear what you guys think.
Was it bad for me to have taken the bread?
Do you think the girl will be mad at me now?


By the way, the bread is delicious.
EDIT: PICTURE HERE: http://prntscr.com/5h44hg
 
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burnt bread is gross and i am disappointed you think otherwise
also no i think she is more preoccupied with her life and paying for the fire damage bills moreso than someone stealing burnt garlic bread lol
 
I think she is more concerned about people hating her for making them all stand outside over some burnt bread.
 
burnt bread is gross and i am disappointed you think otherwise
also no i think she is more preoccupied with her life and paying for the fire damage bills moreso than someone stealing burnt garlic bread lol

To each their own. :P
I'm fully aware that it is not a normal thing to like.

I think she is more concerned about people hating her for making them all stand outside over some burnt bread.

This is pretty much what I was thinking, though I don't think I helped the situation any. >_<
 
Okay fellow TBTers have I got quite a story.

Around 6 o'clock today the fire alarm went off in my dorm and we could smell something burning as we left the building. After not too long we were let back into the building where I learned that one of the people on my floor of whom I know well and am fairly friendly towards burnt her garlic bread in the community kitchen. Curious, I went in there and saw the bread sitting above the oven, charred beyond recognition.

Now, not many people know this about me, but I LOVE burnt bread. Like totally black and all. I dont eat it ever though, cause it would (as it did) set the fire alarm off and make the entire building smell. So I'm sitting here, looking at this bread, and I'm all:

"Nobodys gonna want this. It'll probably go in the trash."

So I look left, look right, then grab one of the halves and make my way towards my room. Only one problem: There's a community room on the way to my dorm and one of the other people that I am fairly friendly with on the floor sees me walking off with this giant piece of charcoal.

He stops me, laughing at my antics and asks if I talked to the original bread owner about it. I tell him my justification, and he calls the girl (which tbh I would've done if I had her #). He then asks her if I can have the bread and after what seems like some commotion on the other end, she says yes.

So now I wanna hear what you guys think.
Was it bad for me to have taken the bread?
Do you think the girl will be mad at me now?


By the way, the bread is delicious.

this exact thing happened to me a few years ago. stupid cow in our halls of residence burnt her garlic bread, smoked the entire floor out and left us standing in the cold in january for a few hours. well, i just went to the pub.
 
What is so fascinating about burnt bread? Garlic bread is already tough as a diamond. You'll break your teeth if you even try
 
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have burnt it on purpose seeing it was the community kitchen and she would probably have the same reasons as you for not wanting to burn it. I would've let you have it!
 
I agree that she probably has bigger problems than someone stealing her burnt garlic bread. She probably wasn't going to eat it anyway. She should be happy that at least one person benefited from the commotion she caused XD
 
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What is so fascinating about burnt bread? Garlic bread is already tough as a diamond. You'll break your teeth if you even try

GARLIC BREAD IS THE BEST OK

somebody eating burnt bread wouldnt be a concern for them really
 
I think she is more concerned about people hating her for making them all stand outside over some burnt bread.

Yes, this, and most other people would probably do nothing. That dude should mind his own businuess too. It's not his place. Was he the one who made the bread? No. Was he the one taking the bread? No. Was he thinking logically like you were? NO!!!!
 
Yes, this, and most other people would probably do nothing. That dude should mind his own businuess too. It's not his place. Was he the one who made the bread? No. Was he the one taking the bread? No. Was he thinking logically like you were? NO!!!!

Lol.I agree.Why is this guy so concerned about someone taking the burnt bread.He really should mind his own bussiness.
 
I don't think so. She probably thought it's gone to waste since it's all burnt. Judging by the picture, you can still eat it if you just scrape the burnt areas.
 
Burnt garlic bread still tastes amazing because you can still taste the garlic a bit it's just the best ha
 
Sounds like my old laptop, it use to smell like that whenever I ran too heavy games
 
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