Tell a lie

[ForeverALoan]

I buy turnips

 

[Seastar]

I know what turnips taste like

 

[ForeverALoan]

I want to try a turnip irl

 

[Seastar]

I am not about to see if I need to get ready to go somewhere

 

[ForeverALoan]

I did not just get back from somewhere

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Zucker looks awful in a hotdog suit

 

[Seastar]

I am not confused about Zucker in a hotdog suit

 

[ForeverALoan]

I dont want to see zucker in a hotdog suit now

 

[Seastar]

Dotty's eyes never turn red

 

[Ananas Dragon]

dotty isn't a good villager

 

[Seastar]

I totally didn't see that Broccolo avatar

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

See? Absolutely disgusting

 

[ForeverALoan]

I did not just change my pfp to my favorite picture of broccolo but it cropped weird so i did not have to change it back

 

[Seastar]

I am not amazed

 

[ForeverALoan]

I totally didn't see that Broccolo avatar

that totallu wasnt me

 

[Seastar]

My lips are not chapped

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I saw the Broccolo avatar

 

[ForeverALoan]

That did not just remind me that I left my chap-stick at my best friends house

 

[Seastar]

I'm not following anybody

 

[Kurb]

The sunscreen I’m wearing isn’t icky or sticky in the slightest