• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Telemarketers and salesmen

OOOhhh! I just came up with this:

Telemarketer: Hello, my name is (so and so) and I'm with (so-and-so industries).
You: Oh well, hello. Sorry, but this is a bad time.
TM: It'll only take a second, I promise.
You: Are you deaf?! I said this isn't a good time!
TM: Sorry (sir or ma'am goes here). I just wanted a moment of your time. Can I get just a few quick second from you?
You: Are you (press a random button for a beeping noise)--ing deaf?! I said this is a bad time! Jesus! What the (hit another random button) is wrong with you?!
TM: Sorry to bother you (sir or ma'am). Goodbye. *click*
 
Hahahahahahaha....Jeez, this thread is going a lot further than I expected! Fun suggestions everyone!
 
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