TBT Tea Party Roleplay

[radical6]

After his child smashed his head into the cake, Dad slowly lifts it up as he returns to a seated position. He turns to a hue so red that he looks like a too-ripe tomato. He is so angry that the cake and frosting literally melts off his face in a cartoonish manner. There is steam coming out of his ears. He's about to go to jail and practice his second amendment rights if somebody doesn't restrain him.

"Nanananana! You look like a pig, you loser! Hahahaa, eat it!"

 

[Aerious]

After his child smashed his head into the cake, Dad slowly lifts it up as he returns to a seated position. He turns to a hue so red that he looks like a too-ripe tomato. He is so angry that the cake and frosting literally melts off his face in a cartoonish manner. There is steam coming out of his ears. He's about to go to jail and practice his second amendment rights if somebody doesn't restrain him.

"HONEY PLEASE BEFORE YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK AGAIN"

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

"Why is no one here willing to discuss the problems that more welfare programs are creating for this nation? Are you not concerned that a terrorist runs this nation!?"

 

[Ashtot]

I turn the next corner and arrive at the tea party. I see many familiar face, and I realize that it's finally time. I feel through my overall pockets and pull out my switchblade. "It's finally time to get my revenge!" I lunge at the nearest person I see, stabbing them in the gut. After everyone begins to panic. I pull out my AK and light up the entire garden. "Muahahahahahaha, this is what you get for ruining my life!" I screamed.

The rp is over you fools. You're all dead.

 

[radical6]

"Why is no one here willing to discuss the problems that more welfare programs are creating for this nation? Are you not concerned that a terrorist runs this nation!?"

"Those people need welfare, what are you talking about? Of course you don't support it because you're probably some rich pig, you dirty tea bagger!" the child stuck their tongue out.

 

[Byngo]

Wow

 

[Aradai]

"I saw that! Disgusting germs! Clean your cup, you could get someone sick! Have you never seen those movies about disease, what are you thinking?!" the child grabbed the cub and handed it back to Tiffany. "Keep it!"

"Oh, aren't you one of the brightest children I have ever seen!" she said, grabbing her cup. "Sorry about my mistake, I'll remember that next time." She smiled delightfully, turned, and walked away. While walking, she shook her head and snickered.

 

[Aerious]

I turn the next corner and arrive at the tea party. I see many familiar face, and I realize that it's finally time. I feel through my overall pockets and pull out my switchblade. "It's finally time to get my revenge!" I lunge at the nearest person I see, stabbing them in the gut. After everyone begins to panic. I pull out my AK and light up the entire garden. "Muahahahahahaha, this is what you get for ruining my life!" I screamed.

The rp is over you fools. You're all dead.

I arise from the ashes, but yet I am zombified. "Rrrr" were the only words that managed to slip out. What has happened to me? Why can I not speak? Why are my limbs falling off? This didn't make sense to me. Was I a zombie? Had the apocalypse began?

 

[Geoni]

Dad is stabbed. If this were anymore cartoonish he would explode. But this is not a cartoon. NO. THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE. Suddenly, Dad comes back to live with one goal and one goal only: to kill his child.

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

"Those people need welfare, what are you talking about? Of course you don't support it because you're probably some rich pig, you dirty tea bagger!" the child stuck their tongue out.

"And you're a dumb kid who needs a good spanking! Wait until you pay taxes and fund the terrorists!!"

 

[Aradai]

I turn the next corner and arrive at the tea party. I see many familiar face, and I realize that it's finally time. I feel through my overall pockets and pull out my switchblade. "It's finally time to get my revenge!" I lunge at the nearest person I see, stabbing them in the gut. After everyone begins to panic. I pull out my AK and light up the entire garden. "Muahahahahahaha, this is what you get for ruining my life!" I screamed.

The rp is over you fools. You're all dead.

I am revived! With one thing on my mind: to make some bomb ass tea.

 

[radical6]

Dad is stabbed. If this were anymore cartoonish he would explode. But this is not a cartoon. NO. THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE. Suddenly, Dad comes back to live with one goal and one goal only: to kill his child.

"Like you can even hurt a fly, dad! You're so weak! I'll live forever!" the child kicked their father's head. It rolled off his body and is stuck in the cake.

"And you're a dumb kid who needs a good spanking! Wait until you pay taxes and fund the terrorists!!"

"You're the terrorist, you capitalist pig!"

 

[Capella]

it turns out im superman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the bullets deflect off of me and hit dad and moms zombified heads!! they're dead no zombies

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

Charlotte used her superior yoga and vegan skills to survive.

 

[Byngo]

I am revived! With one thing on my mind: to make some bomb ass tea.

"What does bomb ass tea taste like?"

 

[ShinySandwich]

You are even worse than Capella

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

"What does bomb ass tea taste like?"

"Like ass. It's, like, so amaaaazing. You gotta try some."

 

[Aradai]

"What does bomb ass tea taste like?"

"Bomb ass tea taste better than this bland thing." she whispered.

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

"You're the terrorist, you capitalist pig!"

*spanks the child*

 

[Byngo]

"Like ass. It's, like, so amaaaazing. You gotta try some."

"I've never tried ass before, but I'll have it sometime. "