TBT Tea Party Roleplay

[Aradai]

"hi btchs can we all take selfies in honor of selfie Saturday??? ./me twerks"

im the best rp'er ok

Egh no selfies at tea parties okay?

 

[Aerious]

"Who says we can't be Jewish and communist???????? Sorry that I like Mao, mom, but you can't change my opinions!" the child screamed. The child picked up their cup of tea and dumped it on mother. "Take that, you nasty old hag!" and jumped off the table, leaving her mother soaked in tea.

"Your father and I didn't raise you like this!!! We had you take etiquette classes for a reason!!!!!!" I slide off my crocs to beat my child with one, "now come back before I spank you!!!!"

 

[Geoni]

*gets RED AS A RADISH when he watches his child throw tea at his wife*

"YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE COMMUNIST DEMON"

 

[CookingOkasan]

Character Name: Mom
Gender: Female
Age: 18 for 27 years!
Appearance: I wear an apron and I tuck you into bed
Personality: I am very nurturing
Other notes: Crocs are my favorite type of footwear!!!

This is me: I am mom. You know me.

why are you channeling me? I give you my blessing.

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

Charlotte began her day as usual, with morning yoga and a cup of nonfat soy vanilla latte. The stupid barista didn't use nonfat soy so she knew her day was off to a bad start. The girl shouldn't have gotten a job she was incapable of doing, but there was nothing Charlotte could do about it. Except write a strongly worded complaint to the company, which she did. She hoped the tea party would be better.

Once Charlotte entered the party she immediately looked for familiar faces. When she realized she didn't know anyone she sat down at a random table. Deciding to make friends she started the conversation.

"Isn't welfare draining our economy for those lazy goodfornothings?" she asked while fixing herself a cup of tea.

 

[Byngo]

okay I can't take this seriously ban me pls

 

[Aradai]

Dang, Mr. Randy Man, 5 minutes in and already a fight.

 

[Superpenguin]

Character Name: Dave McDovey
Gender: Bird
Age: Bird
Appearance: Bird
Personality: Bird
Other notes: I'm a bird

 

[Aerious]

why are you channeling me? I give you my blessing.

I hope to be a good young padawan and make you proud.

 

[radical6]

"Your father and I didn't raise you like this!!! We had you take etiquette classes for a reason!!!!!!" I slide off my crocs to beat my child with one, "now come back before I spank you!!!!"

"Mom, this is a tea party! You can't do that! We're supposed to drink tea! You're a terrible mother, this is why I'm done with you you hag!" the child screeched.

*gets RED AS A RADISH when he watches his child throw tea at his wife*

"YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE COMMUNIST DEMON"

"Suck it, capitalist scum!" the child pointed their tongue out at their old pa, and smashed his head in the cake. The guests at the tea party gasped. *Smashes all the tea cups on the table*

Charlotte began her day as usual, with morning yoga and a cup of nonfat soy vanilla latte. The stupid barista didn't use nonfat soy so she knew her day was off to a bad start. The girl shouldn't have gotten a job she was incapable of doing, but there was nothing Charlotte could do about it. Except write a strongly worded complaint to the company, which she did. She hoped the tea party would be better.

Once Charlotte entered the party she immediately looked for familiar faces. When she realized she didn't know anyone she sat down at a random table. Deciding to make friends she started the conversation.

"Isn't welfare draining our economy for those lazy goodfornothings?" she asked while fixing herself a cup of tea.

"Hello my fair lady, would you like to talk politics?" the child asked, bowing.

 

[Geoni]

Dad sits down, still red as a radish, and drinks the tea out of the kettle instead of a cup. He'd turn to Charlotte and nods, "And there goes another little goodfornothing, running away from us again."

 

[Superpenguin]

*eats bread*

 

[MozzarellaSticks]

"Hello my fair lady, would you like to talk politics?" the child asked, bowing.

"Finally, someone who understands!"

 

[radical6]

Dad sits down, still red as a radish, and drinks the tea out of the kettle instead of a cup. He'd turn to Charlotte and nods, "And there goes another little goodfornothing, running away from us again."

"If you can't handle my opinions then you mean nothing to me, father! You're a capitalist pig that makes money off the poor and only support the rich! I will not accept being your child. Not to a capitalist pig!" the child screamed. The attendees of the tea party gasped. and some even dropped their tea cups.

 

[Mahoushoujo]

Cat walks over to her bowl and gracefully licks her Cat Tea: Fish Flavor tea. After finishing her tea, she walked to a corner and napped for a while.

 

[Aradai]

Okay, okay, I'll be serious now.

Tiffany managed to make it to the the park, after tripping 5 times. She was disgusted by all these people, but she kept that in, and tried to look formal as possible. She loved tea, so she took 3 cups of it, but after one sip, she hated it, so she stealthily left it back on the table. Hopefully, nobody saw her.

 

[Aerious]

I look to the crowd of people watching my child's temper tantrum. "Mr. Radish, I am so sorry for my child's behavior. She makes Bubby so ashamed of her!! Her grandmother sometimes thinks that she is demonic so we go to the synagogue to pray for her every week." I slide my croc back on in shame and sip on some tea. I am a good mother, my child is perfect and I am so proud of her.

 

[Geoni]

After his child smashed his head into the cake, Dad slowly lifts it up as he returns to a seated position. He turns to a hue so red that he looks like a too-ripe tomato. He is so angry that the cake and frosting literally melts off his face in a cartoonish manner. There is steam coming out of his ears. He's about to go to jail and practice his second amendment rights if somebody doesn't restrain him.

 

[radical6]

Okay, okay, I'll be serious now.

Tiffany walked to the the park, after tripping 5 times. She was disgusted by all these people, but she kept that in, and tried to look formal as possible. She loved tea, so she took 3 cups of it, but after one sip, she hated it, so she stealthily left it back on the table. Hopefully, nobody saw her.

"I saw that! Disgusting germs! Clean your cup, you could get someone sick! Have you never seen those movies about disease, what are you thinking?!" the child grabbed the cub and handed it back to Tiffany. "Keep it!"

I look to the crowd of people watching my child's temper tantrum. "Mr. Radish, I am so sorry for my child's behavior. She makes Bubby so ashamed of her!! Her grandmother sometimes thinks that she is demonic so we go to the synagogue to pray for her every week." I slide my croc back on in shame and sip on some tea. I am a good mother, my child is perfect and I am so proud of her.

"suck it mom"

 

[Aerious]

Dad sits down, still red as a radish, and drinks the tea out of the kettle instead of a cup. He'd turn to Charlotte and nods, "And there goes another little goodfornothing, running away from us again."

"Honey please, the doctor says that we have to keep your blood pressure low. We bought the golf clubs and your clothing, maybe we can go find a place to relax."