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TBT Tea Party Roleplay

I'M CRYING. DAD, YOU LET OUR CHILD RUN AWAY. HOW COULD YOU?????
 
*looks to mom*

Finally, so us time. We can just tell the cops she was too fast for us and we weren't near the car.
 
Character Name: Kawaikiki
Gender: androgynous
Age: 4
Appearance: is 4'1 and has a large, spherical head and wears a pink leotard
Personality: *****y
Other notes: likes to stare at people
 
Okay everyone shutup. I'll start the rp.

It was a crisp autumn morning as I began to stride to the annual tea party. The leave on the trees were a wonderful blend of yellow, orange, and red, and the sound of crunchy lifeless leaves could be heard beneath my rubber boots. At the tea party I would see many old friends, so naturally, I was quite excited. I wore my fanciest pair of overalls, and my strawiest straw hat. My name is Randy Rancid Radish. I'm not actually a radish, but I've always been astounded by the lovely creation that is the radish. Radishes have always been there for me, as I am for them. My first childhood friend, Timmy, was a wonderful radish. He would often share stories of his days on the farm, and his time in the war fighting against the Nazi's. Timmy was a wise old radish, and I loved listening to his tales.
 
Character Name: Kawaikiki
Gender: androgynous
Age: 4
Appearance: is 4'1 and has a large, spherical head and wears a pink leotard
Personality: *****y
Other notes: likes to stare at people

you're gonna stare at the wall when i put you in the timeout chair
 
"Boooooring! Who cares about you? Let's talk about politics!" the child shouted. They spat their tongue out at Randy, and laughed.
"Who else here is a communist?" the child asked.
 
Okay everyone shutup. I'll start the rp.

It was a crisp autumn morning as I began to stride to the annual tea party. The leave on the trees were a wonderful blend of yellow, orange, and red, and the sound of crunchy lifeless leaves could be heard beneath my rubber boots. At the tea party I would see many old friends, so naturally, I was quite excited. I wore my fanciest pair of overalls, and my strawiest straw hat. My name is Randy Rancid Radish. I'm not actually a radish, but I've always been astounded by the lovely creation that is the radish. Radishes have always been there for me, as I am for them. My first childhood friend, Timmy, was a wonderful radish. He would often share stories of his days on the farm, and his time in the war fighting against the Nazi's. Timmy was a wise old radish, and I loved listening to his tales.

Guys shutup and do the rp justice.
 
"Boooooring! Who cares about you? Let's talk about politics!" the child shouted. They spat their tongue out at Randy, and laughed.
"Who else here is a communist?" the child asked.
"Now honey, I told you not to watch the History channel that late at night! You know I'll have to tell your father now," I am secretly disappointed in my chid. What has she become? We are Jewish!!!
 
Character Name: Fetus
Gender: unknown
Age: 2 months gestated
Appearance: like a fish
Personality: who knows yet
Other notes: i'm a kicker!!
 
"hi btchs can we all take selfies in honor of selfie Saturday??? ./me twerks"

im the best rp'er ok
 
"Now honey, I told you not to watch the History channel that late at night! You know I'll have to tell your father now," I am secretly disappointed in my chid. What has she become? We are Jewish!!!

"Who says we can't be Jewish and communist???????? Sorry that I like Mao, mom, but you can't change my opinions!" the child screamed. The child picked up their cup of tea and dumped it on mother. "Take that, you nasty old hag!" and jumped off the table, leaving her mother soaked in tea.
 
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