TBT Poetry Slam (2015)

[Saaaakisuchan]

they call me jav but i'm javier
i'm about to blow you away with this javiair
i spent hours writing this in my javilair
yall cant touch me dont you javidare
nah jk i dont really javicare
i'm nice and cuddly like a javibear
write your own verses it's only javifair
ac town lookin sharp cause i'm the javimayor
my legs so soft because i use javinair
town fruit you already know it's javipear
tons of amiibo on deck even those javirare
i got a nice flannel on but it got a javitear
bob is god tier villager and i always send him a javiprayer

*drops mic

javimayor upset the beat IMO

- - - Post Merge - - -

You know,
What if I don't want to,

What if I don't want to,
Analyze this poem,

What if I don't want to,
Explain why I like it,

Why do I have to explain to you?
Can't I just say,
I like it?
It jumps out at me?

Explain more,
more,
more,
That's all you ever say,

Well I'm done explaining,
That's all the reasoning,
You'll get right here,
On this paper,


Just wrote this off the top of my mind.

 

[Javocado]

javimayor upset the beat IMO

- - - Post Merge - - -

You know,
What if I don't want to,

What if I don't want to,
Analyze this poem,

What if I don't want to,
Explain why I like it,

Why do I have to explain to you?
Can't I just say,
I like it?
It jumps out at me?

Explain more,
more,
more,
That's all you ever say,

Well I'm done explaining,
That's all the reasoning,
You'll get right here,
On this paper,


Just wrote this off the top of my mind.

2/10 your flow mediocre
now i'm on the mic, it's all ogre
you said i upset the beat
but you just can't handle the heat
so now go ahead and scram
and take it easy on the spam

 

[Peebers]

My brother is annoying,
How I wish to kill him.
Maybe when the sky is dim.
It would make for a tale that's quite cloying.

 

[Ragdoll]

literally made this just now for my hyogo hyobro

hyogo pogo
i miss my hyobro
hope u still hyopro
at ur fabulous hyoshow

im thinking so hyoslow
on this super short hyoquote
that prob ruined my hyoflow
but oh well hyolo

stay gold, hyogo
and keep ur hyoglow
but listen close hyodoe
u still my hyobro

hahaha what even

 

[UmaNation]

I'm not the best at this but here gos...

Uma the dog
sleeps like a log...

Knock knock!
tic of the clock

BARK BARK


see I am not that good...I will probably post here often

 

[Yeosin]

• 
  [*]Express Yourself!
  [*]Don't Curse Or Be Inappropriate!

I feel these are counteractive/unfair.
For some people "cursing" is expression.
It might just be me who thinks this though.
The innappropriate part I kind of get, but once again self expression should be 100% free.

If it's harassing another/targeting, that's not self expression but rather hate via self expression so I understand not having that.

 

[RosieThePeppyCat]

Bell Tree is my life
That's why I never ride my bike

Besides I need to save for a game
For my friend who's really not lame

The game is called Nintendogs
They better not make Nintenfrogs

My poems are really bad
I hope I didn't make you sad

 

[Bowie]

I love reading poetry, but I'm actually quite awful at it. I love writing lyrics, though. I think, for me, having things rhyme is very restricting creatively, and it's harder for me to get my point across when I have to pay such close attention to what exactly I'm writing.

 

[Radda]

rang rang go away thats what all my haters say
As i look out the window on a cold winter day
Suddenly I feel so far away
A old man on the street suddenly waved at me
But that wasnt the key,
I was locked into this ever staring state
And as time went by so did all my hate
When i finally snapped out of it,i was 90
And i realized,after all those years,here i am standing blindly.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Deep emotional haiku about my feelings, cause I'm DEEP.

Work is never fun,
When do I get to go home?
I just want to sleep.

 

[Beary]

When the green fades
all the birds fly away
and the wolves howl
wishing the caribou would stay
then the snow falls
a silent demon in disguise
and now I wonder
is winter ever a surprise?

legit
i tried

 

[oswaldies]

Bell Tree is my life
That's why I never ride my bike

Besides I need to save for a game
For my friend who's really not lame

The game is called Nintendogs
They better not make Nintenfrogs

My poems are really bad
I hope I didn't make you sad

Oh my gosh (/^_^)/

 

[RosieThePeppyCat]

Oh my gosh (/^_^)/

XD. I am a weirdo xD



I am so weird
Don't worry I don't have a beard
I don't even know what to say
Maybe I'll think of something sometime today

 

[Stevey Queen]

Deep emotional haiku about my feelings, cause I'm DEEP.

Work is never fun,
When do I get to go home?
I just want to sleep.

110% me

 

[littlefairy]

A poem about stealing money from Chrissy the Rabbit and kicking out Pietro

I've been waiting for Chrissy, who said she'd visit my home,
But she never came and I am all alone.
Where could she be? Is she walking around town?
Is she by the waterfall or talking to Pietro the clown?
That cute little rabbit, polka-dotted is she,
Has broken my heart and left me to be
Alone in my house, which isn't fully upgraded.
I think I'll steal her bells, for leaving me faded.
Now my house is complete and Chrissy is poor.
She should have come over to knock on my door.
She has learned her lesson, and as for Pietro the clown,
He was kicked out and his house was knocked down.

-littlefairy
*mic drop*

 

[kitten9]

Isabelle:
My baby little Isabelle, how sweet you are.
The tiny little bell in your hair,
The seashells you collect.
Please may I come to your house?
I want to see your room.
My baby little Isabelle, how sweet you are.
Your twin brother too,
He's almost as cute as you.
My baby little Isabelle, you're my princess you know ~
(This is all true)
By: kitten9.