Giveaway TBT Giveaway!

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Hey everyone!

So I have way to much TBT again and wanted to give it away! To enter please post something funny below! It can be a gif, picture, joke, whatever you like!

The first five people to make me laugh get 100 TBT!!!
 
My entry ~
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Did you hear about the guy that had his left side cut off?

I heard he's all right now
 
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
 
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a ****zu.

(this is my favorite joke ever)
 
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
 
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Cx
 
oh my gosh, i realize how lame my picture was. start over, start over! here's a new one:
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
 
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