Giveaway Super Smash Brother 4 Demo Code (NA)

[Cadbberry]

*running around town shaking trees* *Furniture falls out and you try and pick it up* Awww man my pockets are full, what can I drop.... *Looks at sea bass and clicks it* You have now DROPPED THE BASS!

 

[DJHouston1992]

What kind of dog does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador!

 

[Dreamy Luigi]

This is a blonde joke s:

5 people are on a crashing airplane, a doctor, the pilot, a teacher, a blonde, and a boy scout, and there are only 4 parachutes. The doctor says "Look, I can still save a lot of lives..."

The pilot responds "True..." and he hands the doctor the parachute, the doctor jumps out the plane.

Next the teacher says "Look, I still have a lot of things to teach..." the pilot hands her the parachute and she jumps out the plane.

With only 3 people left, the blonde starts getting nervous, she grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane.

The pilot then says to the boy scout "Well, only 2 of us and 1 parachute. I guess I've lived my life, you go ahead."

The boy scout responds "Correction, sir. We still have 2 parachutes. The blonde left with my backpack."

 

[Mekan1]

A teacher told a kid your homework is to learn the alphabet. He goes home and talks to his mom. What is the first letter of the alphabet. He asks. the mom says. You idiot! I am cooking! Then he goes to his father and asks what the second letter is. And the father says: Sittn' on the toilet! Sittn' on the toilet! The he goes to his sister and asks the 3rd letter and she says Shut up I am on the phone! Then he goes to school and repeats this in sequence order. He goes to the principals.

 

[nard]

( Sorry if this offends anyone, I don't mean it. It's supposed to be a joke. )


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' catholic.

 

[mrsaturn29]

"Sorry about calling you stupid, I thought you knew."

 

[Drake7891]

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. XD

 

[Eldin]

A sandwich walks into a bar. So the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here"!

har har har

 

[Tsunando]

*Farts*


Because quoting Louis C.K

"Farts are—I just refuse to be snobbish about certain things with comedy. You know, farts come out of your ass and they make a trumpet sound. That horrible smelling gas comes out of your ass and it makes a toot sound. What the hell is not funny about that? It’s perfect, it’s a perfect joke. It has all the elements."

 

[baileyanne94]

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws...?

Outlaws are wanted.

 

[ethre]

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business.

 

[Kawaii Cupcakes]

Can we submit a youtube video

 

[Sholee]

i would prefer just wrriten jokes

 

[Fa11enInsanity]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked
barefoot most of the time, which produced an
impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and, with
his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath…. This
made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed
by halitosis.

 

[Sholee]

Ok I'll enter! This is one I heard a loooong time ago and I quite like it. I hope you don't mind it being lengthy. I figured I'd tell this one than just being lazy and googling one. I hope you don't mind that it may be slightly changed as I'm just telling this from memory.

Ok, so Jimmy was a little boy in kindergarten. One day his teacher told Jimmy that his homework was to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet.

That night, Jimmy went home and first asked his older teenage sister, who was busy texting and/or Skyping some friends what the first letter of the alphabet was. She didn't have time for his annoying questions so she told him to "Shut up!".

Next, Jimmy asked his older brother, who was busy playing video games (quite possibly Super Smash Bros) what the second letter of the alphabet was. After delivering the final winning smash, his brother exclaimed "Yes!" Along with a fist pump in the air.

Then, Jimmy went to his Mom, who was busy reading some Superhero comics and he asked her what the 3rd letter of the alphabet was. She answered "Superman!" Along with holding her arms out like she was flying through the air.

Next, Jimmy went to his Dad who was busy barbecuing, and he asked him what the 4th letter of the alphabet was. His Dad was always off in his own little world when he barbecued, so in response he sang "In the toilet, in the toilet".

Finally, Jimmy went to visit a Friend. At their house they happened to be baking buns. Jimmy asked them what the 5th letter of the alphabet was. As soon as he asked the timer beeped to signal that the buns were done, and with that his friend's Mom exclaimed "My buns are ready!"

The next day, Jimmy goes to school:
Teacher: "Jimmy, what is the first letter of the alphabet?"
Jimmy: "Shut up!"
Teacher: "What did you just say to me!?"
Jimmy: "Shut up!"
Teacher: "Do you want to go to the Principal's office?"
Jimmy: "Yes!"
Teacher: "Who do you think you are?"
Jimmy: "Superman!"
Teacher: "Where do you live?"
Jimmy: (singing) "In the toilet, in the toilet."
Teacher: "Do you want a spanking?"
Jimmy: "My buns are ready!"

this is the winner!!

ill pm the code to you