Giveaway Super Smash Brother 4 Demo Code (NA)

[Sholee]

I only have 1 code available

To Enter:

1)Tell Me a Joke (only submit 1)
2) Funniest Joke (to me) Will Win


(please keep it PG-13 as there are kids on the forums)



This will end September 14, 2014 @ 12PM EST
Any jokes entered after this time will not count.
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[Danielkang2]

bump

 

[ObeseMudkipz]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one is a duck :|

 

[a potato]

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

 

[Danielkang2]

bump

 

[Labrontheowl]

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything. :}

 

[Danielkang2]

I know 9 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.

 

[LadyBarber]

A blonde cop stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home, officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

 

[Sholee]

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

you may only submit one joke, please edit the ones you don't want to keep.

 

[Javocado]

What do you call a nosey pepper?

Jalapeno business!

(get it, "jalapeno" acts as "all up in yo" like I'm all up in yo business lmao DQ me for that joke if you must)

 

[Mayor Luis]

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

 

[f11]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
THE CHICKEN

 

[Edzers]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Yo' mama is so fat that when she went to get up to get ice cream for eating during her show she missed 3 seasons and 5 episodes (excuse the yo mama joke)

 

[Holla]

Ok I'll enter! This is one I heard a loooong time ago and I quite like it. I hope you don't mind it being lengthy. I figured I'd tell this one than just being lazy and googling one. I hope you don't mind that it may be slightly changed as I'm just telling this from memory.

Ok, so Jimmy was a little boy in kindergarten. One day his teacher told Jimmy that his homework was to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet.

That night, Jimmy went home and first asked his older teenage sister, who was busy texting and/or Skyping some friends what the first letter of the alphabet was. She didn't have time for his annoying questions so she told him to "Shut up!".

Next, Jimmy asked his older brother, who was busy playing video games (quite possibly Super Smash Bros) what the second letter of the alphabet was. After delivering the final winning smash, his brother exclaimed "Yes!" Along with a fist pump in the air.

Then, Jimmy went to his Mom, who was busy reading some Superhero comics and he asked her what the 3rd letter of the alphabet was. She answered "Superman!" Along with holding her arms out like she was flying through the air.

Next, Jimmy went to his Dad who was busy barbecuing, and he asked him what the 4th letter of the alphabet was. His Dad was always off in his own little world when he barbecued, so in response he sang "In the toilet, in the toilet".

Finally, Jimmy went to visit a Friend. At their house they happened to be baking buns. Jimmy asked them what the 5th letter of the alphabet was. As soon as he asked the timer beeped to signal that the buns were done, and with that his friend's Mom exclaimed "My buns are ready!"

The next day, Jimmy goes to school:
Teacher: "Jimmy, what is the first letter of the alphabet?"
Jimmy: "Shut up!"
Teacher: "What did you just say to me!?"
Jimmy: "Shut up!"
Teacher: "Do you want to go to the Principal's office?"
Jimmy: "Yes!"
Teacher: "Who do you think you are?"
Jimmy: "Superman!"
Teacher: "Where do you live?"
Jimmy: (singing) "In the toilet, in the toilet."
Teacher: "Do you want a spanking?"
Jimmy: "My buns are ready!"

 

[Kelpcey]

Brave bird everything! (this battle itself was a joke )

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-163375662

 

[Frjck]

What is it called when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?
UTTER DESTRUCTION.

 

[Starmanfan]

What is it called when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?
UTTER DESTRUCTION.

I think you mean "UDDER DESTRUCTION"

 

[Edzers]

I think you mean "UDDER DESTRUCTION"

^^

 

[Zane]

My niece told me this one today:
"Do you know a ghost named Boo?"
"Um no who's that?"
"Jeez you don't have to cry about it!"

(she delivered the punchline even though I messed it up ; v; )