Strange Letters

[Rhea]

What is the strangest letter you have got from a villager or a villager has ever shown to you?

This is the weirdest one I've been shown:


Has anyone got any weirder ones??
(Don't worry if you don't have pictures just say what they said!)

 

[Le Ham]

I don't remember very well, but I had several pretty amusing letters from both WW and NL.

In WW, I remember Rocco telling me about how "I found this under my sofa cushions and I thought you might like it". In that letter, he gave me a pear.
Another time, Filbert said something like "I found this in my bathroom. Here, but next time you have to dance for it! -I'm a hammer! -Filbert." I forgot what it was that he gave me, but I found the letter fairly amusing.

In NL, I've stored up plenty of interesting letters. I'm too lazy to find them, so I'm not putting them up here.

 

[BlueSkittleWolf]

Well, it's not a strange letter. But, once.. When one of my villagers left, he sent a letter stating all the good memories we had.. I never spoke to him.

 

[JamesBond007]

It's not a strange letter, huhh.

 

[Bulbadragon]

Wild World had the best letters. I had Rhonda at one point and she kept sending me letters telling me how various genres of music made her feet grow.

 

[Blu Rose]

I had a snooty villager tell me I was rude before...